Sunkern and Sunflora

Sunkern
The Seed Pokémon
Type: Grass
Official Registration #: 191
Entry: The official pokédex’s claim that sunkern’s only form of defense is shaking its leaves at its enemy is wildly incorrect. Other forms of defense include dropping out of the sky onto its enemies’ heads and literally the most devastating grass-type attacks in existence. The only reason sunkern will typically begin a battle by shaking its leaves at attackers is to lead us all into a false sense of security.

Sunflora
The Sun Pokémon
Type: Grass
Official Registration #: 192
Entry: The evolved form of sunkern, by exposure to sun stone. Sunflora thrive on the energy they gather from sunlight, and as a result, they are constantly moving in search of the sunniest spots in order to “feed.” At the risk of making a pun, sunflora are not particularly the brightest pokémon in existence, as much of the time, they are far too focused on keeping track of sunlight than they are on where, specifically, they’re going. That is to say, sunflora have an unfortunate habit of running headlong into objects, which makes living close to sunflora fields rather uncomfortable for people not used to the constant sound of a sunflora smacking into the sides of their house. It has, however, been a delight for the Johtonians well-versed in the concept of schadenfreude.