anonabsolxwolf:

bills-pokedex:

Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

We apologize for the inconvenience. Bill will be back as soon as he catches an errant abomination. 

In the meantime, did you know? Missingno. are not, as the pokédex states, over ten feet tall. This is also part of their anomalous properties. Rather, they are roughly the size and weight of an adult pidgeotto. They are also like pidgeotto in that they, too, are extremely vocal, voracious, and liable to fly directly into any kind of heat source, even if that heat source is a solid tower of machinery.

I thought this was an interesting fact, anyway. —LH

Sorry for the trouble, Lanette.  

Quite all right, reader. It’s hardly any trouble for me. My partner, on the other hand…

Well. Let’s consider this karmic realignment for Valentine’s Day. —LH