Okay, so you know how it’s “second star on the left and straight on until morning”? I think I actually took the third star and carried on until mid-afternoon, and now things are starting to get a little bit… freaky. What do I do now?

First and foremost, don’t panic. The gibberats can sense fear, and although you haven’t said whether or not you’ve passed the sixth ringed planet, one can never be too cautious about gibberats.

Now, assuming you’ve just entered the thrumming fields—the part that, as they say, “gets a little bit freaky”—simply take the next left at the first planet you pass. Travel straight along that route until you come to the Field of Holes. You’ll know when you’ve found it when you find a field of holes. Enter the first hole, then the sixth, and finally the twelfth. Do not enter the thirteenth hole (marked by the blue sigil), as that will take you someplace weirder. Walk along the corridor you find and then immediately double back. You will realize immediately that despite doubling back, you are not traveling along the same route. Keep going past the seven doors until you meet Theodore, who you’ll know by the hat and the fact that he will instantly tell you that his name is Jeremy. Ask him for the key to the Labyrinth and tell him that you need it because you’re picking up biscuits for your mother. He will give you an hourglass. Take that to the next star you see and give it to her. Kiss her once on each cheek—and exactly once, or twice will be a marriage proposal, and you wouldn’t want to be married to a star, believe me—and she will open three doors for you. The second one will take you to the second star on the left. Wait until morning and then proceed to Neverland.

Good luck!