Spinda

Spinda
The Spot Panda Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 327
Entry: A short, red panda pokémon native to the volcanic fields of Hoenn. Although it is said that no two spinda have the same spots, a recent study has revealed that this is very unlikely. Rather, the actual odds that two spinda share the same or similar spot patterns is roughly one in 4,294,967,295. It was, of course, highly complex mathematics that was able to determine this, rather than pure observation, as counting spinda is an activity best reserved for those with extraordinary patience, due to spinda’s tendency to confuse onlookers with its wobbly, almost hypnotic gait and vacant stare. Thus, spinda trainers should be delighted to know that a fact concerning their spinda’s signature trait was found using similar methods astronomers have used to calculate the existence of trans-Neptunian planets … which, interestingly enough, are also known for their wobbly trajectories and questionable ties to reality.