I don’t know. Four hands equals win in sex? That’s all I can think of. . . .

Most people barely know what to do with two, dear reader. I can’t imagine four being that much more of an advantage. Besides, it seems rather specific that machamp is “pretty bara for a pokémon.”

…Bill, how would you know anything about people and what they do with their hands? —LH

On second thought, don’t answer that. —LH

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