Elgyem
The Cerebral Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 605
Entry: According to conspiracy theorists, this small, humanoid pokémon arrived to Earth over fifty years ago, via a UFO that crash-landed in the desert. This, of course, is a rather silly claim, not only because this claim is entirely baseless but also because everyone knows that the only non-legendary pokémon of extraterrestrial origin is clefairy.
Beheeyem
The Cerebral Pokémon
Type: Psychic
Official Registration #: 606
Entry: The evolved form of elgyem, by battle experience. Very little is known about this humanoid pokémon. It has been observed to communicate with other beheeyem by flashing colored lights from its three fingers, but the patterns it uses has never been decoded. Then again, given the fact that beheeyem also possess the capability of using its telepathy to alter the memories of those around it, perhaps we have succeeded in decoding the beheeyem language and just don’t remember it.
Bill, please stop taunting the conspiracy theorists when most of your fans fall into that exact category. —LH
They are? Well, that’s a relief. I’m pretty sure one of them found out about a certain … incident involving a clefairy, so it’s good to know it’s likely it’ll be passed off as just another delightful conspiracy. —Bill
What? —LH
What? —Bill
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