Bergmite
The Ice Chunk Pokémon
Type: Ice
Official Registration #: 712
Entry: This three-foot-tall iceberg pokémon lives in the coldest, most mountainous reaches of Kalos. Humans should be warned when approaching this pokémon. It lives in vast herds, and when encountered, it will defend itself by collaborating with other bergmite to freeze opponents in solid blocks of ice. These blocks are then meticulously maintained by other members of the herd, who will repair cracks in the ice by freezing it solid again. While rescue missions for bergmite victims may consequently take up to a week, on the positive side, victims do make rather attractive decorations until rescued.
Since when are you the sort to look for the positive in a terrible situation? —LH
Since I lost a week to a bergmite colony but gained incredibly valuable insight into their tastes in interior design. —Bill
Avalugg
The Iceberg Pokémon
Type: Ice
Official Registration #: 713
Entry: The evolved form of bergmite, by battle experience. This giant pokémon is made of solid ice so compacted that it’s not only one of the heaviest pokémon in existence, but also, its body can crush anything that stands in its way. It is said that wandering avalugg are consequently responsible for a number of maritime disasters, including the one that eventually led to a mediocre romance film that received high praise upon its release for inexplicable reasons. It is said that watching this film is just as tedious and mind-numbing as being victimized by a herd of bergmite, which means, on an indirect level, avalugg are just as dangerous as its preevolved form.
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