The Goomy Line

Goomy
The Soft Tissue Pokémon
Type: Dragon
Official Registration #: 704
Entry: Because this small, mollusk-like pokémon cannot survive outside of moist, cool environments for long periods of time, it is thought by some researchers to be the weakest dragon-type in existence. However, in actuality, goomy possesses a pliable body that allows it to defend itself rather well; it simply gets dehydrated rather easily, a condition that can easily be remedied by pairing it with a water-type. That and anyone who claims that goomy is the weakest dragon-type have apparently never handled noibat, which crumple at snowfall, a stiff breeze, pebbles being thrown at them, bright light, and noises that are slightly louder than the average human voice.

Sliggoo
The Soft Tissue Pokémon
Type: Dragon
Official Registration #: 705
Entry: The evolved form of goomy, by battle experience. Researchers have struggled for years to uncover the reason why this snail-like pokémon’s eyes devolved into eyespots supported by eyeless antennae, especially given the fact that both goomy and goodra possess a working set each. Some believe that it’s because sliggoo journey into darker, murkier parts of its native swamp where it prepares for evolution. Others, meanwhile, believe that it’s linked to the fact that sliggoo meat—particularly the softest parts of its body (especially the eyes)—was once considered a delicacy in Kalos.

Goodra
The Dragon Pokémon
Type: Dragon
Official Registration #: 706
Entry: The evolved form of sliggoo, by battle experience, during the rain. This tall, bulky, pink pokémon is known for its friendliness, its arm strength, and the fact that its skin constantly secretes a slimy, viscous substance. When excited, this pokémon will stand tall and embrace its trainer tightly, coating its beloved partner with the sticky mucus that covers its body. Needless to say, the author highly recommends that this is yet another pokémon readers should never Google.