Goldeen
The Goldfish Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 118
Entry: A large, goldfish-like pokémon that thrives in clean rivers. Goldeen’s fins billow elegantly as it swims, and its scales flash with a brilliant silver and gold shine, which is why it has become so appealing to humans. For centuries, goldeen were seen as symbols of high class and nobility, and breeders strove to rear the perfect goldeen. Consequently, humans tend to think that goldeen are easy to raise … which is why this rather ornery fish’s ability to jam its horn at alarmingly high speed into any passerby for no apparent reason frequently takes new goldeen trainers and small children by surprise.
Seaking
The Goldfish Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 119
Entry: The evolved form of goldeen, by battle experience. Although massive as an adult and just as elegant as its preevolved form, seaking is neither a pokémon that lives in the sea nor royalty. Researchers are not quite sure how it got the title, but it’s apparently officially recognized according to some government bodies. United Nations meetings tend to be rather odd as a result.
I almost want to hear the explanation behind this entry, but I’m afraid of what you would actually say. —LH
The Pokédex According to Bill 