So um, I think my Homchkrow is trying to make a Maifa? My Murkrow recently evolved into one and now it keeps on having these “late night” meetings in my backyard with other Murkrow and it getting to the point of being corncerning. They have like, trades between shiny objects & food. ONE time, they brought a Hoothoot and seem to start interrogation it! Luckily I crash into the meeting before they could possibly hurt it. What do I do? I’m afraid of my Honkrow will sent a hitman after me or w/e

Actually, this sounds about right for the average behavior of a honchkrow, anonymous. Luckily, honchkrow mafias tend to focus only on pokémon, meaning they don’t generally attack humans or rope them into their dealings. To them, humans are essentially godlike creatures: untouchable because they always provide. Thus, you can at least rest assured that your honchkrow will never actually be angry enough to turn its enforcers on you.

Unfortunately, I can’t entirely say the same about the neighborhood pokémon. You could try to continue interfering and explaining to your honchkrow that you’d prefer it if interrogations (or worse) didn’t happen—perhaps even make a deal with honchkrow involving food that will reinforce this—but frankly, you’ll have no guarantee that honchkrow won’t simply take its business to a place where you won’t be able to interfere or find out about its dealings. Honchkrow … tend to be a bit tricky like that.