Makuhita
The Guts Pokémon
Type: Fighting
Official Registration #: 296
Entry: While it’s true that Symposium makes an effort to choose designations that fit their respective pokémon, makuhita’s designation is especially apt due to its bravery and tenacity. No matter what is thrown at a makuhita, it either endures it or gets back up shortly afterwards. Some even throw themselves right back into the fray in the exact same way that had gotten them knocked down in the first place.
Bill, I swear to both of our pantheons that if you reference yet another somewhat popular 90s pop song that only a fraction of our readers remember… —LH
Well, I wasn’t going to, but if you’re going to tempt me, okay. —Bill
Makuhita gets knocked down, but it gets back up again. You aren’t ever going to keep it down. It does not, however, piss the night away, as alcohol is generally toxic to pokémon.
Hariyama
The Arm Thrust Pokémon
Type: Fighting
Official Registration #: 297
Entry: The evolved form of makuhita, by battle experience. Incidentally, yes, high fives with this pokémon end just about as well as one would think they would.
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