A kid was making fun of my son for being blind, so his Alakazam used his psychic powers to make the bully soil himself. I’m laughing too hard to tell him off.

Legally, as a storage system administrator, the Pokémon Association bars me from condoning pokémon-on-human violence, but on the other hand, I also don’t particularly care for bullies, especially the ableist sort. So on the record, I feel I should tell you that I didn’t hear this.

Off the record, however, please tell your son’s alakazam to keep up the excellent work.