I think I attract cutiefly! Whenever i go out cutiefly swarm to me and sometimes nestle in my hair, shoulders, and lap, especially when i sit or stand in one place for more than a few seconds. Why is this? they’re not attacking me or anything, just being friendly.

Are you sure you aren’t a fomantis, anonymous?

Bill. —LH

Edit: In all seriousness, it’s very likely that you smell appealing to them. Sometimes, even subtle, floral soaps can draw attention from cutiefly.

Or alternatively, you’re secretly an animated princess.

Bill. —LH