That’s certainly a possibility, but it begs the question of what happens to the materials that supposedly aren’t digestible by any living organism. After all, some common manmade materials can’t even be digested by swalot, and swalot have possibly the most potent digestive juices in existence.
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…actually, with a long and durable enough cable, perhaps I could [REDACTED]
No, Bill, you are not going to be conducting any such experiment. Honestly, how many times do I have to tell you that if it’s a fetish on the internet, you’re not allowed to do it for science?! —LH
You let me wear costumes. —Bill
That’s not a precedent! —LH
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