Bill, help me! I was once doing a night stroll at Malie Garden but then I saw a giant UFO close to the pagoda! It was a full moon night, so I could see the thing was as big as a radio antenna, it seemed to be green and had three parts, like two arms made of bamboo, then, like a rocket, it flew away! I tried to tell my friends about this but they called me delusional and now I see some guys in black suits behind me everywhere I go! What was that, Bill? Was it a pokémon? Or something else?

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Really, Bill? You’re stooping that low? —LH

Anyone could set the bar high, Lanette. It takes talent to set it low. —Bill

…I’m going to stop talking to you for the rest of the evening. Dealing with you when you’re like this can’t be good for my health. —LH

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