Bill, what would you say if someone told you Celio might one day build a religion around you?

I’d say it’s not the first time someone’s insinuated that Celio’s loyalty is anything other than simple friendship (and perhaps a little misplaced admiration). Most people have Celio all wrong, in my opinion. Certainly, he’s a bit excitable whenever I’m around, but that’s perfectly normal whenever a person looks up to someone else, right? In any case, we’re just friends; I doubt it would escalate into anything else on either side. Celio is, after all, ultimately a rather down-to-earth, rational human being. Sometimes, he’s even more grounded than the rest of us.

But for the sake of covering everything (as it were), should anyone in the administrator community even think about forming a religion based on me, I would like them to know that they can do so over my dead body.