Do these ‘incidents’ that keep happening relate to trying to be an eevee by any chance?

No, of course not. They’re strictly related to my experiments with teleportation.

So in other words, they’re more related to the fact that Bill keeps forgetting to enable the safety lock. —LH

To be fair, when one’s lab is on fire, a safety lock is the last thing on their mind. —Bill

So why don’t you reconfigure it to activate automatically upon sensing smoke, a power surge, or a sharp increase in temperature? —LH

That thought only just now occurred to you, didn’t it? —LH

…maybe. —Bill