Hey Bill, can you get me Cassius’s contact info? I was hoping to employ his services for… a thing. You’re less culpable if you don’t know any more than that, but suffice to say it’s technically legal in international waters via an esoteric loophole in maritime law, and also it’s pretty cool.

I’m neither going to inquire any further about your upcoming project, nor inform you that you may reach Cassius at [REDACTED]@[REDACTED].com so long as you tell him that I did not send you and that you are perfectly willing to pay in Bitpyen, as that would be irresponsible of me, and as I’ve said to my partner, I am in no way going to use this blog to encourage anyone or Cassius to engage in business that is frankly none of my concern.