… so I got my Ditto as a 5 year old and named it accordingly, Jello. Well Jello is insanely Uncomfortable when I eat The gelatinous treat, Jell-O. When I do, Jello slithers around me and gives me side eyes and glares. I’ve tried explaining that Jell-O isn’t refrigerated Dittos but my sweet Jello still doesn’t like it. What do I do… besides not eat jell-o anymore

I’ll give you two answers here, anonymous: the one my editor would want me to give and the one my editor would actually want me to give.

The one my editor would want me to give: Look Jello dead in the eye as you consume a cup of gelatin. Establish dominance.

The one my editor would actually want me to give: Allow Jello to inspect a cup for itself. You can do this by simply showing it a cup or by allowing it to taste a little. (Gelatin isn’t poisonous to ditto, for the record.) You may even wish to purchase a box of Jell-O mix and make a batch yourself, so Jello can better understand what it is you’re actually eating.

If all else fails, may I suggest switching to fruit snacks instead?

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