Bill , I genuinely want you to do a professor ‘dex’ because your opinion on them may be comedic GOLD. Especially when you get to professor kukui . Damn, I’m suprised That nobody’s uploaded his shenanigans up to YouTube yet

While I’ve been asked enough times to do this that Professors Juniper (understandable), Oak (to my utter horror), and Burnet (not Kukui but has said she would “print my entry out and frame it” if I wrote one for him) have given me their blessing to write such entries, I’m afraid I respect all of the professors too much to do so.

Also, Professor Rowan hasn’t exactly threatened me, but he has informed me that he’s aware of this blog and the questions about such a professor dex. In fact, he has informed me with all the warmth of a cryogonal eating a vanilluxe. In the dead of winter. In Arctic Siberia. Punctuated with a suspicious non-sequitur about how the gyarados he had caught for his studies is doing rather well, should I be curious to know.

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