Bill, what about if I try to pet the spiky thunder doggo with rubber gloves? Would I be fine?

This may agitate the spiky thunder doggo enough to drive it to use Thunderbolt on you.

But on the other hand, that’s a may.

Once again, I feel it’s necessary to add in our standard disclaimer of “we take no responsibility for injuries that occur due to Bill’s terrible advice.” —LH

Hey! —Bill