Hello, dear readers—

We’ve gotten a few more stories of pokémon interacting with technology, and while Bill is excited to see you all, it’s admittedly … a distraction.

Which is to say he may be constructing that survey.

While I try to convince Bill that he doesn’t have the time or funding (mostly funding) to launch yet another research project at the moment, please enjoy the stories you’ve sent in with the next few posts.

Thank you!

—LH

Okay, but surely you’re a little curious… —Bill

But a full-scale project, Bill? —LH

Is it too late to use “for science”? —Bill

Always. Nice try, though. —LH