Hi Bill, I have an Excadril whose dream is to be a world champion Pokeathlete in the jumping events. What are some training regimens that will help him pierce the heavens?

Just tell your excadrill to believe in his trainer who believes in him. Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! Row, row, fight the power!

Bill. If you cram in one more outdated anime reference… —LH

Who the heck do you think I am?! —Bill

[BILL has been temporarily banned until [DATE], [TIME] for: We’ve talked about this, sir.]