If Bill were here, I’m sure he’d have something aggravatingly witty to say about how this is one of the biggest questions plaguing all scientists.
But seeing as he’s not here, I can preemptively cut him off by saying I’m as real as you are, as far as I know.
Edit: Oh. Another text.
It reads, “wwww aggravatingly witty.”
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The Pokédex According to Bill 