I’m sorry, but unlike some people (who are just now getting through the last season of Binaclebob Trapezoidpants, which means I’ll need to find something new to show them), I don’t really gossip about others. The people in question aside, of course.
I mean, some of that is because I haven’t kept up with celebrity gossip concerning the contest circuit in a while, and anything I could possibly tell you is both outdated and common knowledge by now. I think the closest thing to real gossip I know about is the fact that Lisia doesn’t actually wear that outfit when she’s not expecting to be in the contest hall anytime soon. But we’ve all seen the photos of her in her sweatpants and tank top, so I don’t think that counts.