{Haha, I haven’t gotten any in a while, and I generally delete them when I recognize them, so I don’t entirely remember the exact contents of all of them. But I do know that:
1. The one that was most memorable involved someone asking about whether or not their thumb-sucking riolu was valid, and this would have been an innocuous ask if it wasn’t preceded by literally three other asks about thumb-sucking. Or didn’t go on about how cute their riolu was when he sucked his thumb, so is it okay to just let him suck his thumb and be babied?
2. So many asks detailing people’s romantic lives with the gardevoir that they’ve caught (which of course means that the gardevoir is either eternally grateful to them or highly obedient). So many asks. Especially whenever another post about gardevoir makes it through.
3. And then there was that ask about what pokémon farts are like. I … I don’t know, guys.
So, uh, the moral of the story is, if you’re asking about how to take care of baby pokémon, please make your ask short, simple, and as generic as possible, and even then, Bill might just point you to the tags. If you’re asking about gardevoir, probably don’t go into how ready and willing she is. And if you’re asking about pokémon farts … they … they smell exactly as you’d imagine.}
The Pokédex According to Bill 