Bill, nobody has an aftertaste when they eat dairy products. Are you allergic?

What? Surely I’m not the only one who notices that strange, cardboard aftertaste whenever they drink milk!

Granted, I haven’t touched dairy since I was very young because I am severely lactose intolerant, but nonetheless, I distinctly remember that it always left an uncomfortable taste in my mouth. That’s half the reason I stopped eating dairy products!

…other than the crippling pain and nausea, but that aside…