Bill. Buddy. Isn’t the moonblast thing is illegal?

Technically, yes. Also technically, so is what the suitor in question tried to do.

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That was pretty much the entire story. He was a terrible human being; I used Moonblast to politely ask him to keep his hands to himself, get off my property, and honor Misty’s wish to not be contacted again unless he would like me to track him down and throw him into the sea.

Fun fact: “Throw one into the sea” is Goldenrod slang for ruining a person’s future prospects.

And also literally throwing a person into the sea.

I meant both.

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