Hey Bill, groups of Clefairy have started gathering in my neighborhood recently. Last night my Riolu was acting very anxious and didn’t want to go outside to do his business. I went out to check what was wrong, and a trio of Elgyem were eating fruit from my sitrus tree! I’ve never seen Elgyem around here before. Also, my friend swears he saw a whole bunch of Beheeyem flashing their lights over an empty field the other night when he was driving home. Should I be worried?

Sounds like a normal Monday to me, actually.

I mean, unless you don’t live near Mt. Moon. Then maybe it’s a cause for mild concern. And even then, you really don’t need to worry unless your town starts missing miltank.

I literally can’t tell whether or not you’re being flippant… —LH

For once, I’m not! —Bill

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