This is Bill we’re talking about, anonymous. If you don’t have a crush on him, you’re either:
A. A system admin who has already been through The Phase.
B. From Kanto or Johto but decidedly not attracted to men or the sort of people who are really into steampunk cosplay.
C. Related to Bill.
D. Not from Kanto or Johto and also not well-versed in news related to tech, science, or pokémon.
E. The girl who works at that one flower shop in North Goldenrod.
Oh, that last one hurts. —Bill
The Pokédex According to Bill 