Don’t worry, anonymous. I’m very much aware. It’s one of the downsides to being known enough to gain fans.
I try to avoid reading it, actually, as I know from certain members of both the Kanto and Johto Leagues that there is quite a lot of, ah, fascinating content on the internet these days, much of which I can’t even describe in mixed company. Of the material I have read (when my curiosity had gotten the best of me), I believe the most favorable depiction I’ve stumbled across was the one where the author had killed me off before the events of the story. It was more a work about Lanette, if I recall correctly, but needless to say, that should perhaps tell you something.
What? Why haven’t I heard about this? —LH
You’re welcome. —Bill
The Pokédex According to Bill 