Hi Bill and Lanette, I’ve been breeding Pokemon for six years and something has come up that I need assistance with. My Blaziken just hatched a shiny Torchic, but for some reason she’s rejected it. I’d tried reintroducing it to her but she shows no interest in it and has even lashed out at us a few times. In my six years I’ve never had a Pokemon reject a shiny offspring and the Pokemon Center has said that the chick is of optimal health; do you have any ideas as to why she’s behaving this way?

Bill: This can happen from time to time, I’m afraid, anonymous. Scientists and breeders alike aren’t quite sure what causes a parent to reject a hatchling, but shininess does indeed seem to increase those chances. It’s thought to be tied into a sort of survival instinct: the more oddly colored a pokémon is, the less likely it will be able to benefit from the advantages its standard coloration provides (camouflage from predators, camouflage from prey, warning patterns, mimicry, etc) in the wild. Therefore, a shiny pokémon tends to be less likely to survive. Additionally, in some cases, shininess may be mistaken for illness, particularly in species whose coloration are lighter than standard or specific colors associated with internal problems (such as yellow being associated with jaundice, especially in humanoid pokémon). Given the color of a shiny torchic, this might be the more likely case—your blaziken might not recognize what a shiny torchic looks like and may think that this hatchling isn’t meant to survive.

Alternatively, it could be something wrong with the mother as well. Just as humans occasionally suffer from postpartum, pokémon mothers may feel the same way, which could result in their inability to even want to care for their offspring. If the birth of this torchic was recent, these feelings may fade away over time, but you’ll need plenty of patience (as well as a temporary surrogate mother to care for the torchic for now) until your blaziken recovers. Support her as much as possible in the meantime and observe her behavior carefully. If/when she feels at ease and safe, reintroduce the chick to see if this is the cause.

The third and final possibility (that I can recall off the top of my head, at least) is that the torchic was separated from its mother far too early. If, for example, you removed the chick from your blaziken for even as little as a few hours after birth or even if you’ve removed the chick from the nest and failed to put it back at night while your blaziken was resting, you may have accidentally interfered with the bonding process. While the entire idea that handling a hatchling with your hands will cause parents to reject their children is a myth for most species, for blaziken, there is a grain of truth to it, especially when they’re extremely young. While your blaziken likely won’t be able to catch your scent on her chick, she will be unlikely to recognize its look or heat signature if it’s not next to her for the first several hours after birth.

Of course, these are only a few possible scenarios out of many. As I’ve said, it’s difficult to tell what the case actually is, and as expressive as pokémon are, they may not be able to convey effectively what’s wrong. You could certainly try (and this would be an excellent idea, actually), but I’m afraid many of the possibilities have rather bleak outcomes. That is to say, if your blaziken has outright rejected this torchic, then it’s likely to have been permanently rejected, and any attempts for reintroduction may actually result in violence from your blaziken. (Many wild blaziken will kill torchic they reject, and this holds true for tame ones as well, as you likely know.) I would advise giving your blaziken a little more time to recover from the excitement of having a torchic hatch, then trying to reintroduce her torchic to her one more time. If she still rejects it, I’m afraid you’ll need to raise the torchic yourself.

Luckily, though, many bird pokémon such as torchic are rather independent, compared to most mammalian pokémon. That is to say, your torchic still has a very strong chance of survival, even without its mother, so long as you’re careful about hand-feeding it and keeping watch on it for the first few months.

Best of luck!

Do Mawile’s antenna serve a purpose? I recently got a mawilite and she wants to match me and my keystone earring, so is it possible/ethical to pierce my Mawile antenna?

Those antennae serve as balance, actually—counterweights to their bulky horns. Don’t let this alarm you, though; you can still absolutely adorn them with jewelry and not harm your mawile.

The problem lies in the fact that they’re difficult to pierce. After all, they’re actually reinforced with organic metal (the same sort that causes mawile to be classified as a steel-type). It may be a good idea to create a clip-on earring for your mawile or a clip that otherwise resembles your earring instead.

Best of luck!

waltzing-with-my-inner-geek replied to your post “is bill short for william”

Billiam.

No.


darthcaken7 replied to your post “is bill short for william”

Good, strong name. No doubt the name of your father, eh?

My father’s name is Jack, actually. It’s short for [CENSORED].

It’s a pet name for John, and you know it. And anyway, how would he feel if he read that on his own son’s blog? —LH

Disappointed that I didn’t use something more creative, probably. —Bill

Could you recommend me a strong water type Pokémon which is able to function well on land? I’ve been trying to find a 6th member to my team.

Vaporeon.

Edit: Yes, Lanette. I’ll add an actual answer.

This entirely depends on what your team’s needs are, actually. Although there are a number of pokémon that function well on land, each one has entirely different capabilities. For example, if you’re looking for a pokémon that has fantastic offensive capabilities when it comes to distance attacks, slowbro is an unconventional choice but a solid one nonetheless, given its considerable power over the elements, the bulk of its species, and its ability to mega evolve. As a mega slowbro, its battle style makes it difficult to hit as well, which in combination with its natural defenses and offensive power means it can easily tear through a battle without sustaining much more than a scratch.

In terms of more conventional choices (particularly if you don’t have access to mega stones), starmie is also highly popular, made so by offensively geared trainers such as Misty. There’s a good reason for this too: starmie is an extremely fast pokémon capable of landing devastating beam-based hits, so it’s notorious for downing opponents before a trainer can utter a single order. The drawback is that starmie isn’t known at all for its defensive capabilities; in fact, its major weak point is quite literally in full display on its face. A trainer thinking about using starmie must be extremely alert at all times on the battlefield.

On the other hand, it’s difficult to take down a pokémon when it’s out of reach, which is why my final recommendation, as unconventional as it is, would be pelipper. People underestimate pelipper, I think, due to its extreme weakness to an element commonly used against water-type pokémon. However, pelipper possesses excellent defensive (aside from the obvious weakness), as well as the maneuverability to make battles rather interesting, shall we say—so long as it attacks from a distance.

If you prefer hand-to-hand combat, though, a common choice would be one of the starters (barring blastoise, of course), but perhaps the best choice would be swampert. Once mega evolved, its bulk increases, which means moves such as Waterfall or Ice Punch turn from powerful to positively devastating. Moreover, it lacks a weakness to electric-types, which adds to its tank-like capabilities. Additionally, if you already have a pelipper on your team (particularly one with the Drizzle ability), mega swampert’s powerful Waterfall makes the two of them a perfect pair.

If you’d prefer something a little less conventional, though, look towards crawdaunt. Much like pelipper, many people don’t entirely think twice about crawdaunt, but the thing is, not many of them realize crawdaunt can learn Swords Dance, a move capable of increasing the offensive power of physical moves. This is a fantastic advantage, as it provides a much needed boost to crawdaunt’s already formidable Crabhammer (among other physical techniques).

Finally, azumarill is shockingly an excellent battler in this department as well, for very similar reasons to crawdaunt: it learns Belly Drum, which drastically increases its offensive powers (albeit while hurting itself in the process). Moreover, azumarill possesses an interesting type combination that can frustrate an opponent, and its defensive capabilities and overall stamina allow it to endure a surprising amount of abuse on the field.

If you’d prefer something a bit more defensive or mixed, you really can’t get much better than toxapex for quite obvious reasons. Although it may not be the most maneuverable pokémon one could train, it is a verifiable fortress, capable of withstanding intense fire while at the same time whittling away at an opponent using its toxic moves.

Alternatively, if you’d like something that will move about a field, try either quagsire or gastrodon, both of whom are water/ground-types (that is, water-types immune to electricity) with surprisingly fantastic defensive capabilities. It’s just that gastrodon is better adapted to taking distance moves, whereas quagsire is better suited to taking physical strikes. (That and gastrodon can hold its own using distance moves itself, whereas quagsire is more geared towards trainers whose main strategy will be to frustrate their opponents with moves such as Toxic and Curse.) Alternatively, wash rotom is a pokémon few trainers would expect, but its unique typing, the durability of the washer it uses as a body, and its tendency to strike back and strike back hard make it an excellent if underrated choice.

If, meanwhile, you would prefer something with a bit more speed, greninja is infamous for it—that is, its ability to strike hard and fast and to take down an opponent before they even blink. However, that isn’t your only choice, especially if you don’t want speed for attacking. If you’re an excellent strategist, araquanid is a popular choice as well, but it’s popular for its ability to lay down traps. With the right amount of planning and perfect timing, sending an araquanid out at the beginning of the first match can potentially decide the outcome of an entire battle.

Finally, if you’re simply looking for companionship … vaporeon. It may not be the strongest pokémon on this list, but it’s certainly the friendliest.

I call bias. —LH

Hey Bill, would you have any advice for caring for pokemon of different/opposite typings? I’d like to adopt both a vulpix and an alolan vulpix, and I want to make sure they’re able to both get along and be happy and healthy.


The main thing about taking care of pokémon with opposite typings is that it’s important to keep in mind that as a trainer, you’re very likely going to be doing this anyway. Unless you’re only raising one pokémon or you’re attempting to become a type specialist (and in some cases, not even then), you will likely catch and raise a wide variety of pokémon at once in order to build an effective team. Otherwise, you may struggle to be successful in any given pokémon league, as you will absolutely encounter trainers, particularly gym leaders, who will carry a vast assortment of pokémon and are armed with enough experience and strategic skills to make limiting yourself to a single type a challenge.

And even if you aren’t a trainer, it’s very likely that if you own more than one pokémon, their needs will be completely different, especially if their types aren’t the same. This is true, even if their pokémon types aren’t actually incompatible. Raising a meowth is nothing like raising a magikarp, and it’s a good idea to keep this in mind as well.

With that said, the trick to raising multiple pokémon with different types is to not think about the way their types interact with each other. Rather, think about pokémon as individuals. This will help reduce the confusion or intimidation you may face when doing research into what your pokémon need. That is to say, even if raising pokémon with different types may seem like an arduous task, if you split it up into the needs of one pokémon and then the needs of the other, it becomes quite manageable.

As you do your research, make lists of what you would need, from space requirements to basics for each of your pokémon. Cross reference these lists to see if you can double up. For example, Alolan vulpix and standard vulpix actually have the exact same diet, so you don’t need to buy special food for them separately; this will help reduce the cost of feeding them and the amount of space you would need to store their food. For another example, most ground-types need a sandbox or other structure set up to allow them to give themselves dust baths for routine grooming. Coincidentally, bird pokémon also need dust baths for parasite removal, especially if you primarily keep them outside (as you would with larger birds, such as braviary or pidgeot). Keeping one dust bath for both your sandslash and your pidgeot will keep them both happy.

Of course, the other most important thing you need to know is work with your breeder or shelter. Some pokémon don’t fare well with members of a different type. This has nothing to do with their species and everything to do with the individual (and usually how they were raised previously to coming into your care). Even if Alolan vulpix and standard vulpix actually get along quite well normally, you could come into trainership of a specific Alolan vulpix who is terrified of fire-types. It’s still possible to train that Alolan vulpix to not fear fire-types, but this will take a fair amount of time and effort and certainly changes your requirements either way. (For one thing, you will quite literally need to create a space that allows your Alolan vulpix to live in your home entirely separately from your standard vulpix without stressing either of them out. That’s a bit of a challenge for most trainers.) So always ask questions to gain an understanding of your pokémon before you adopt them.

Other than that, it’s all as I’ve said a matter of doing research into the specific species you wish to adopt and train, but for Alolan vulpix and standard vulpix in particular, this post may be a good place to start: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/154749948831/what-are-different-care-methods-for-alolan-vulpix

Best of luck!

LMAO Bill there’s fanfiction everywhere about you! I… don’t recommend reading most of it.

Don’t worry, anonymous. I’m very much aware. It’s one of the downsides to being known enough to gain fans.

I try to avoid reading it, actually, as I know from certain members of both the Kanto and Johto Leagues that there is quite a lot of, ah, fascinating content on the internet these days, much of which I can’t even describe in mixed company. Of the material I have read (when my curiosity had gotten the best of me), I believe the most favorable depiction I’ve stumbled across was the one where the author had killed me off before the events of the story. It was more a work about Lanette, if I recall correctly, but needless to say, that should perhaps tell you something.

What? Why haven’t I heard about this? —LH

You’re welcome. —Bill

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Hello, all!

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What I will say is that if you’re interested in keeping up with me/the sideblog/updates about Canalave Library, there are ways you can do so, and this is a link list full of where to find any of us when.

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