cool story: My Pokemon once broke my ipod, but my chatot and Primarina were able to trick me into thinking it was still working by singing the songs on my playlist.

You should give them both extra poké beans.

Why aren’t there any pizza Pokémon? You’d think that a dish so popular would’ve been based on a Pokémon. I want a pizza Pokémon.

Well, if you look closely enough, trubbish and garbodor sometimes have bits of pizza in them, anonymous.

I got a present of various scented things shampoo, body was, Ect tried it all out at once came out vary nice. My male Pokemon thought so to, and are realy “affectionate”. Looking it up it seams some of the stuff contained Salazzle pheromones. I left them at a daycare becuse they where getting frustrated and fighting. it’s bin a few days and every time I see them they seam to still be affected. Is thier a way to get it off or should I give up and see what happens

As a scientist, I’m inclined to advise you to do the latter.

As a decent human being, however, mix baking soda with shampoo (preferably not the same shampoo as the one that caused this problem in the first place), wash normally, and rinse thoroughly. That should do the trick.

hi. just wanted to say that my decidueye Moony taught himself how to do a kick flip on a skateboard. also he carries around my shiny rowlet Absinthe around on his head. anyways, have a nice day!

This is also an excellent story.

I wanted to tell you a story about my Rowlet. His name is Quilly and he’s a shiny and one of the Pokémon closest to my heart. He is with me constantly and I play this little game with him where he’s sleeping or just not looking at me and i kiss him. He’ll wake up all confused and look At me for a second as I play dumb and then go back to sleep. Then I’ll kiss him again and this goes on for a bit until he goes to sleep and I try to kiss him and all of a sudden he turns his head and catches me

This is a very sweet story, anonymous. Thank you for sharing, and may you and Quilly share many happy years together!

Hey, Bill. Who’s better: Bebe, Lanette, or Brigette?

Questions like this are how the Trojan War got started.

Greetings, Bill. I have a Decidueye who is a wonderful partner of mine who would not stop screaming for some reason I tried everything and he isnt stopping even the nurses cant help its been three days I desire the sweet embrace of death help me im going to literally die

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I really need to work on my timing.

Bill , do not fuse with the doom jelly (nihilego) instead , try to befriend a xurkitree .

Why not both? 🙂

Hey Bill can you explain the terrifying phenomena of Missingno

I would, but the last time it happened, I nearly destroyed my laboratory by inventing a walking teleporter shaped like a turtwig in lieu of fixing the blog. (It’s a long story.)

the alolan rotom pokedexes have two entries for araquanid that seem to wildly contradict each other! which is true?

As far as researchers are concerned, they’re both true. Araquanid is a complicated pokémon, and we ask no further questions of it.