My Sawsbuck seems to be lagging behind when it comes to changing with the seasons; it’s October and her leaves are still perfectly green! Should I be worried?

Yes, but not for your sawsbuck. As sawsbuck’s form changes with the seasons, any delay in the changing of said seasons—say, global warming—will also delay sawsbuck’s transformation. Therefore, if you happen to live in a region that actually has four seasons (as opposed to a region with naturally consistent weather throughout the year, which locks sawsbuck in one form) and if you’ve noticed that your sawsbuck or wild specimens have yet to change, it’s very likely due to climate, rather than health. 

On that note, seeing as this issue is likely related to climate change, rest assured that the scientific community has actually noticed the same thing you have, and we have already informed—and subsequently gotten ignored by—any legislative body that could take any steps whatsoever towards stabilizing the environment.

Thanks, Unova.

“Hello there, Bill. I have a Weavile whom I rescued in the Orre region after she was illegally captured and relocated. She seemed very antsy at first, and after some bonding time, my Gardevoir telepathically told me she had an abusive trainer in the past, hence her unease. Since then I have worked to give her a loving home, and shown that I am not an abusive trainer myself. Yet on occasion, she seems to suffer bouts of PTSD. Through my own pokemon, our combined actions, and even her mate, we seem to help, but the bouts continue to come. We do what we’re able to in order to keep her happy. Do you have anything to suggest that may help as well? Thank you.”

– Jett Onarius


Terribly sorry for the confusion, @pinkhairedgardie! I’m afraid I was under the impression that your previous ask was referring to what we still had in our queue or inbox. In actuality, we had received a question from you not that long ago. My partner’s response is here, and we hope it’s useful to you.

— LH

Hello Bill, can you please do an entry on Finneon and Lumineon? They’re my favorite forgotten Pokemon, and I love them even though most people don’t even know that they exist.

Well, I certainly can’t turn down a request like this, especially when I agree it’s unfortunate that finneon and lumineon seem to be overshadowed in the fish pokémon enthusiast communities by the likes of goldeen, feebas, and magikarp.

….

And yes, there are, in fact, fish pokémon enthusiast communities.


Finneon
The Wing Fish Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 456
Entry: A small, neon tetra-like pokémon first discovered in the waters of Sinnoh. The pink designs along the sides of its body and within its fins contain specialized cells that can store sunlight and release it at certain intervals (usually whenever the subject is attempting to attract prey or a mate). Additionally, as it swims, finneon fan out its double tail fins, and this, combined with the beauty of the light it emits, have earned it the nickname “beautifly of the sea.” This, of course, means finneon is the second fish-like pokémon whose name calls to mind another creature, but unlike in lanturn’s case, the pokémon involved in the comparison couldn’t care less, largely because finneon’s attempts at flight generally leave actual beautifly rather unimpressed.

Lumineon
The Neon Pokémon
Type: Water
Official Registration #: 457
Entry: The evolved form of finneon, by battle experience. Using its pectoral fins, this butterflyfish-like pokémon crawls across the ocean floor to avoid predators. As it crawls, it lights up patterns on its large, billowing tail fins to attract prey. In this manner, it competes with lanturn, who uses similar mechanisms to hunt, dwells in the same general habitat, and is also in a pokémon family frequently compared to a completely different creature. However, given the fact that lanturn can emit powerful electrical attacks and the fact that lumineon boasts no resistance to said electrical attacks whatsoever, lanturn are generally about as impressed with lumineon as beautifly are with finneon. Which is to say, not at all, regardless of how much the poor things try.

Hello! My Raichu and I grew up together, we’ve been inseparable for many years. He and I love a good battle, and often train and participate in friendly fights. We do lots of traveling and my Raichu never backs down from any wild Pokemon if they try to attack. Recently we’ve been traveling into some mountains in Johto and i’m worried about Tyranitar. We take all the precautions residents recommended but my Raichu still insists on fighting. What can I do to convince him to back down?

Teach him Grass Knot.

Edit: I have just been informed by my editor that this does not, in fact, answer your question.

That having been said, as a native to the region myself, I can only guess what the locals have told you, but if they haven’t shared the most important thing to note, allow me to do so now. Tyranitar are extremely rare, as it’s necessary for them to control vast amounts of territory for themselves. Thus, they make their homes in more hostile areas, and they’re generally more interested in battling each other than a raichu that has no interest in claiming their mountains as its own. Discouraging your raichu from finding and battling them may be a simple matter of not venturing too deeply into the Johtonian mountains.

Should you encounter one anyway, inform him that you won’t give him commands throughout the battle. Your raichu will then have two choices: fight the land dragon made of rock himself or listen to reason and follow you away. If he chooses the former option or if the tyranitar notices you first, then it may be too late to deescalate the battle. One hit will alert the tyranitar to your location, which in turn will incite the tyranitar to attack. Your only choice at that point would be to follow through with the battle, so keep your raichu’s poké ball and at least one water- or one grass-type on hand—preferably a grass-type that knows Spore. Recall your raichu and have the grass-type disable the tyranitar, then get a head start on running before your raichu breaks free. 

In all other instances (that is, if you haven’t encountered a tyranitar at all), remind your raichu that if a dangerous situation arises (such as a tyranitar encounter), your safety should mean more to him than the battle. While he may be confident in his ability to keep himself safe, with a pokémon as powerful as tyranitar, there is no guarantee for you. Word it politely, of course, but be sure to get that point across. If your raichu is loyal to you, it should at least be food for thought—or an opportunity to open up some form of conversation (or, well, the closest thing one can have with a pokémon) with him.

Good luck, anonymous, and may your journey be exciting!

Why does it seem like all pokemon mating rituals are violent cant they just ask nicely

Of course they can ask nicely. It’s just that for an entire kingdom of species, “asking nicely” frequently means “showing off my incredible powers over the cosmos in a full-scale battle until your heart is defeated and won in battle.”

Given that pokémon do the same with friendship and personal growth and that humans fully encourage this, honestly, this shouldn’t be all that surprising.

Gulpin and Swalot

Gulpin
The Stomach Pokémon
Type: Poison
Official Registration #: 316
Entry: The rubbery body of this foot-tall, sac-like pokémon consists of a large stomach but small heart, brain, and other internal organs. Thus, it thinks of very little else besides consuming anything in front of it. The enzymes contained within its stomach are so corrosive they may dissolve practically anything, including solid metal. Needless to say, as it digests, the breakdown of said objects may release gases that are extremely foul-smelling in nature. It is thus a pokémon that only thinks about food and releases foul-smelling odors at random intervals … or, in other words, the perfect pokémon representation of that one roommate you may have had in college.

Swalot
The Poison Bag Pokémon
Type: Poison
Official Registration #: 317
Entry: The evolved form of gulpin, by battle experience. This formidable pokémon is known for its hunting habits. When it encounters potential prey (which is to say, more or less anything that moves and can fit in its mouth), it sprays an acidic, toxic fluid from its skin to weaken and paralyze the object. Once its prey is weakened, swalot will scoop it up with its cavernous mouth and swallow it whole, to be digested within its sizable, rubbery stomach. At this point, the author would like to share that he is well aware that, like the entry on lopunny, this is also something that induces thoughts of questionable virtue among some of his readers. Therefore, he would like to restate that if you happen to be one of those people, the author is not going to judge you for your interests, but he would prefer it if he didn’t know about which of you this would apply to.

Hello! Do you happen to have the time to explain how HMs and TMs work?

Certainly!

As you likely know, modern-day TMs and HMs require three components: a poké ball, the TM case (a bit of a misnomer, as the case works with HMs as well), and the disk itself. As a note, there are different types of cases. Some people prefer the tube-like universal case that can store multiple disks at once, but others prefer the older style of cube cases that can only take on one disk at a time.

With either style, there should be a slot for your poké ball. In the tube style, this slot is located on one end, in the white-colored groove. For older, cube-style cases, that groove is located beneath the numbered latch. Either way, you would begin by placing your poké ball in that groove, then replacing the cover to avoid injury via the digitization process. For tube-style TM cases, you would also need to insert the disk you wish to use into the labeled drive close to the ball groove; cube-style cases, especially first- and second-generation devices, will have the disk already built in. (This is partly why TMs were single-use up until recently. The whole thing tended to break after one attempt. Third-generation TMs switched almost completely over to the tube-style of case, but the problem with those was that the ejection process tended to damage the disk beyond repair, thanks to a rather nasty design flaw. Fourth-generation TM cases onward improved on the design so that disks are now ejectable on all models, but you likely already knew this.)

Once the poké ball and disk are inserted properly, it’s just a simple matter of turning the device on and initiating the tutoring sequence by way of pressing “yes.”

This is the part you were likely referring to. Inside the TM case is a digitizer and virtual grid, much like the one used to store your poké balls in your regional storage system—or, for that matter, to store pokémon inside each poké ball. Once the contained poké ball has been digitized and suspended within the virtual grid, the information contained on your TM or HM disk is uploaded to your pokémon’s data and integrated where appropriate (that is, within the parts that encode its battling memory). Once that’s complete, your pokémon is reintegrated into the real world, and just like that, it will know the move you were trying to teach it.

Of course, this process applies just to the most popular styles of TM cases. There is also a slightly rarer style of TM case put out by the Pokémon Cutting-Edge Technology Research Center, which is a more pocket-sized cube capable of transmitting move data via digital pulses, so all one would have to do is pull the case apart over a compatible pokémon. Unfortunately, these are single-use TMs for obvious reasons, and the researchers at the Technology Research Center are still working out a few kinks in the system related to that. Also, seeing as how, precisely, this system works is a bit of a trade secret and seeing as the Technology Research Center is also one of my many employers, I’m unfortunately not at liberty to go into more detail than is already covered by the promotional packet. (Sorry.)

Then, of course, you also have the people who prefer to use the TM and HM disks as DVDs. You see, although each disk actually does contain information on how the move is used, they also contain tutorials that break each move down in ways that are comprehensible to a human. Thus, some people prefer to read this data themselves and use it to construct their own methods of teaching pokémon those same moves—which, according to some communities, is far more effective than doing so by machine. It makes sense, largely because by teaching your pokémon manually, you can incorporate their needs and body plan into your method, which in turn allows a pokémon to “feel” a move as they learn it. In short, it makes the process more natural for them, which means they come to comprehend their new moves in terms of the way their bodies use it, rather than purely from an academic approach.

Incidentally, yes, humans who have learned the information contained within a disk well enough to teach that one move to a wide variety of pokémon—including those that might not be compatible with the move according to the TM case—are called move tutors. (Yes, there are move tutors that teach themselves the mechanics of moves that are not contained in TM or HM disks. It’s just that one of the ways some of them learn is through the disk system.) And I only bring this up because there is a gentleman in Goldenrod City who knows, at minimum, three of these moves and frequently offers them to trainers who wander near the Game Corner, and long story short, please do not give him any coins if he offers to teach your team Flamethrower, Ice Beam, or Thunderbolt. I assure you, the explanation behind how he’s able to do this is far more mundane than you would think, and frankly, I’ve told my father many times that he needs to stop scamming tourists.

i have a rapidash that i love very much, but he’s very timid and skittish, to put it nicely. i used to take him to a groomer who was also a trusted friend of my team, but she’s moved to a different region and he won’t trust anyone else to do the job. he’s overdue now to have his hooves trimmed, but he gets freaked out no matter who i take him to. and since he knows i’ve never done it, he won’t even trust me to try. do you have any tips? i don’t want any more burned groomers on my hands.

Find a reputable, experienced groomer. It’s not unusual for rapidash to be skittish around strangers, so your rapidash’s behavior shouldn’t be surprising for them. In fact, a good groomer should already have in-depth knowledge on how to keep even the most unruly or anxious rapidash calm throughout the entire process.

For extra reassurance, stand within view of your rapidash, preferably with your hands on his snout. Not only will this position keep him focused on you (and possibly calm, as his field of vision will be taken up by someone he trusts), but it will discourage fiery outbursts, as you will be in physical contact with your rapidash at all times. Don’t worry if you yourself get burned; unless your rapidash is particularly anxious, the likelihood of that happening is low.

Also, be prepared to offer positive reinforcement in the form of apple slices or carrots after the session. The more you reward your rapidash for being well-behaved (and, for that matter, the more you promise rewards for good behavior prior to your first session), the easier the transition will be.

Buneary and Lopunny

Buneary
The Rabbit Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 427
Entry: A foot-tall, rabbit-like pokémon native to temperate forests. It’s easy to determine the mood of a buneary by its body language, particularly regarding its ears. If its ears are relaxed and extended (particularly if this is coupled with a “flop,” or an act in which the buneary dramatically flips onto its side), then the buneary feels safe, loved, and relaxed, and it’s fine to engage with it. If, however, the buneary is tense, drawing its entire body up into a ball, and curling its ears, then it feels threatened, and a human should approach with caution. Certainly, it may seem odd that the author would advise caution when approaching anything so small and adorable, but it’s worth it to note that buneary are capable of extending their ears in lightning-fast punches capable of shattering boulders … and that the human nose and jaw are far, far less resilient than a boulder.

Lopunny
The Rabbit Pokémon
Type: Normal
Official Registration #: 428
Entry: The evolved form of buneary, as a result of a heightened sense of happiness. This tall, slender rabbit pokémon has delicate, sensitive ears and long, powerful legs. If one touches their ears, lopunny will lash out with strong kicks. Additionally, these pokémon are cautious to the extreme, and they will often hide behind their long, elegant ears when they sense danger. Between the length of their legs and the sensuous poses they need to strike in order to hide themselves behind their ears, the author would like to take this particular moment to remind his readers that lopunny are rabbit-like pokémon and that if this doesn’t change the thought processes of those of you who know who they are, the author would prefer it if you didn’t tell him.

Could you suggest some options for pokemon that would be most reliable to use as a bodyguard?

That depends on why you need a bodyguard, anonymous. Almost any pokémon can serve as bodyguards for very specific reasons.

For example, most people employ fighting-types, as many fighting-types possess larger, more imposing forms or the hand-to-hand combat skills to discourage a physical assault from a human. Tyranitar, aggron, and vigoroth may also be used for similar purposes. (Slaking is not used for this purpose, however, as its special ability and generally lazy nature tend to make it a less-than-ideal candidate for such a job.) Aggron in particular tends to be extremely popular for this purpose.

However, assaults from a pokémon tend to be handled by either shedinja (which is protected by Wonderguard) or dark/ghost-types such as sableye or spiritomb. Spiritomb is especially favored for this job, as they also possess rather imposing statures themselves.

Other people use psychic pokémon for their bodyguards, thanks to a combination of their powerful telekinesis (which are effective against bullets and other weaponry) and their precognitive abilities (which are effective against, well, any situation). Psychics can also neutralize poison-types and protect their owners from telepathic assaults.

Then you have the people who prefer more discreet methods for a wide variety of reasons, including for use in highly public events. Members of the gastly line tend to be the most popular for these cases, as their abilities to turn themselves invisible and slip into and out of shadows make them very difficult to detect. However, any ghost-type with an intangible body (and thus, most ghost-types barring the shuppet line, shedinja, and the ghosts of Kalos) and smaller dark-types work just as well.

Of course, then you have the people who employ “cute” or “fluffy” pokémon such as clefable, wigglytuff, blissey, or audino as bodyguards, possibly because nothing guards a human being against the violence of our world better than irony, I suppose. Also, these four pokémon, when angered, are terrifying, and anything that could aim to hurt you will learn that rather quickly if they don’t already know.

Naturally, the above are only a list of commonly used bodyguards as far as I’m personally concerned. That is to say, these are the ones that I know about thanks to either personal experiences or connections who run security operations themselves. (No, readers, I was never on the wrong side of a bodyguard, contrary to popular belief. Newly established leagues have a tendency to hire bodyguards to look after me whenever I set up a storage system in a new region, especially after that rather nasty Team Plasma business.) The point is, there could very well be other types of bodyguards out there for scenarios I wouldn’t be able to dream up myself. Thus, the simplest answer is, possibly, to think of a scenario and then think of the best pokémon to counter that scenario. From what I understand thanks to the aforementioned contacts, that’s largely how security works.