In response to your comment about almond milk ice cream, exactly. Then there’s coconut milk, but as much as I like coconuts, I’m afraid whoever says it’s easy to mask their flavor is lying.
That having been said, though, this does sound quite lovely. Thank you, anonymous!
tirien66 replied to your post “Steven isn’t the only person in the world who likes rocks, Bill. Some…”
Has anyone actually ever heard Red speak?
Yes.
I’ve met him in person, after all; he’s the one who helped me with the, ah, Clefairy Incident.
I must say he has quite an impressive vocabulary (although in his defense, that was an unusual circumstance…).
Huh.
Does it have the same texture as almond milk? Because if so, then I’m afraid I’ll still pass, but thank you for the suggestion!
What? Surely I’m not the only one who notices that strange, cardboard aftertaste whenever they drink milk!
Granted, I haven’t touched dairy since I was very young because I am severely lactose intolerant, but nonetheless, I distinctly remember that it always left an uncomfortable taste in my mouth. That’s half the reason I stopped eating dairy products!
…other than the crippling pain and nausea, but that aside…
It’s a shame, really. Red is a fantastic but unfortunately underrated champion, if you ask me.
Ah, so that rumor was true?
Well. To each their own, I suppose (although how anyone can deal with the aftertaste and general unpleasantness of dairy products is beyond me).
But of course! Mind you, I never said rock collecting is limited to Steven Stone. That said, though, Red isn’t keeping his rock collection secret; he just doesn’t like talking about it. (Or much of anything, really.)
That would be Steven, I’m afraid.
Unless you have particularly expensive or culturally significant rocks. Then perhaps it’s Cynthia, but I admit I’m going on pure rumor.
The tears of her enemies, I’m told.
On a serious note, I’ve never met Cynthia personally, so I wouldn’t know, and Bebe never talks to me about her casual acquaintances.
Oh my God, Bill. Do you ever talk about Lanette’s exes on this blog?! —Bebe
He thinks he does. It’s cute. —LH
I’m … not sure what you mean. It’s just naturally wavy and perhaps getting a bit shaggy, I admit. And I suppose it doesn’t entirely help that I live right by the sea, where the humidity might be a bit high. But it’s not really anything unusual—or at least I would hope…
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