PokéRangers Infinity Legends wasn’t that bad, no, but frankly, if we’re talking about the Mawrvelie Cinematic Universe, the character focused movies are in my humble opinion far superior. That is to say, who can argue that Black Liepard was just the right balance of action, comedy, thriller, and science-fiction that the MCU hasn’t seen since Steel Man 2? Or what about the chemistry between the titular characters of Durant-Man and the Vespiquen?
Beyond that cinematic universe, though, Guillotine was a surprisingly good sci-fi movie, if not a bit too violent for the editor’s tastes (which is to say, I admit I went alone), and although it’s yet another superhero film, the same could be said for Shedpool 2 (which is to say I went alone for that too). On that note, though, Orre Rim 2 was also decent, although it didn’t quite capture the glory of the first Orre Rim.
As for the editor, she’s unfortunately more interested in romantic comedies, foreign films, and generally more “serious” subjects (although we both can at least agree on Black Liepard for reasons that involve, and I quote, “hey, look, it’s us,” during the scene where Black Liepard’s sister asks him to test the unobtainum suit), so her recommendations differ quite drastically from mine. She thought Love, Cynthia was quite “adorable,” for one, as was Let the Sunny Day In (which was technically a 2017 Kalosean film, but it’s only been released in Hoenn this year, apparently). She’s also fond of Kyogre’s 8 for reasons that certainly don’t make complete sense if you’ve spoken to Lanette Hamilton for more than two minutes.
The only catch is, of course, its behavior, which can make it tricky handle. You may find that confining it to one device doesn’t always work, and getting it to stay still for routine maintenance may be even harder.
However, there are ways to get it to do what you need it to do. Positive reinforcement, for one. (That is, offer something that might appeal to it, such as a treat, a toy, extra minutes added to its training sessions, or some time occupying a video game.) Additionally, some porygon-z actually respond rather well to having a companion which can then herd them or otherwise talk them into behaving. (Pikachu tend to be popular for this, strangely enough, but porygon-z also respond well to most other electric-types short of the magnemite line.) If neither of these options are available to you, you’ll simply have to remember to be patient at all times. Eventually, your porygon-z will listen to you; it simply needs to wear itself out in most cases first.
If she hasn’t always been gray and you’re noticing now that she’s a bit of a grayish-green, there’s a possibility that she’s very close to molting, actually. For insect pokémon, molting can be a long process that can take months (as they’re larger than most things that molt and thus require a lot of energy to do so), and in some cases, the process can change a pokémon’s color slightly as the exoskeleton begins to separate from its body. If this is the case (and you’ll know if you can recall a time when your charjabug was more vibrant and maybe a bit perkier), then your next step is simply to make sure she has plenty of food, water, and soft bedding and … wait. It’s likely that Bubble will begin breaking free from her exoskeleton within a week.
If she hasn’t always been gray and you’re noticing now that she’s a bit of a cross between gray, green, and blue, then it’s also possible that she was exposed to a source of high magnetism or electricity and is attempting to evolve. If this is the case, you’ll need to make sure she actually wants to evolve. If yes, hook her up to a source of electricity (it won’t hurt her, I assure you) and allow her to draw as much as she needs to complete the process. If no, then you’ll likely have nothing to worry about, but keep her away from high-powered magnets and indoors during thunderstorms.
Finally, if she’s always been that color, there’s a possibility that it’s simply genetic. Off-colored pokémon are rare but normal, and it may be that you’re lucky enough to own something on a far end of the color spectrum for what a charjabug looks like. Congratulations, anonymous!
Regardless of the cause, rest assured that Bubble is indeed very likely happy and perfectly healthy.
Rock Aster killed that meme in 2008 during the Shopping Mall Nine Unova Day Parade. Occasionally, it tries to come back, but it never catches on except in self-aware memes.
Not a new band but noteworthy: Everyone is talking about the Slakingz, who are dropping singles from their upcoming album Here and Now, but the only single worth mentioning so far is “Pride,” which is, as they say in Goldenrod, a right banger. Also, as it turns out, their bassist Murphy is in jail for undisclosed reasons (but we all know exactly why he’s there, right?), and the Slakingz have temporarily replaced him with Spade—as in, the guy from Jigglypuff Girls, that children’s television show that came out in the 90s. I would say this is the strangest mash-up of talent that has emerged these past six months, but Miki Mirage just did a collab with the pop princess porygon, Pika Hachune. It’s not half bad, honestly.
Also, with the upcoming Vespiquen/Freddie Mercury biopic, literally everyone is attempting covers of of Vespiquen songs, but in my personal opinion, the only one worth noting is, of all things, Carly Luxray Johnson’s cover of “Kalos Rhapsody.”
In terms of chart-toppers, everyone is still on about Drake Meteor, who if I recall correctly was still at the top of the Castelia Top 100 six months ago, so you may not be missing much in terms of what’s considered the best of the industry. (To be fair, it’s Drake Meteor. Let’s be honest with ourselves.) However, if you’re not much for rap, Florence + The Klingklang is still up there, as are Imagine Dragonite, Cinnabar 5, and for some Ho-oh-burnt reason given popular opinion of her, Taylor Feint. (Speaking off people with odd reputations on the internet somehow still being on the Castelia Top 100, did you know Danielle the Breloom Girl, made infamous for the “battle me outside” meme, is a rapper now? Because she is.)
Uproar! At the Gym has a new album out and a new bassist, but no, sorry, My Chemical Cute Charm is still not back together, despite rumors. (Readers, I’m pretty sure they’re never coming back together. Just let it go.)
As for new hits and artists, people have high hopes for Amy Sharpedo (who sounds very much like Ariana Evergrande, in my opinion—who is, incidentally, also worth a listen if you haven’t yet somehow), Tish Kingler, lovelykisstheband, Moonstone Taxi, and the Aerial Aces (the latter of whom actually has appeared on the Castelia Top 100). This all of course is pop and alternative, with a touch of synth. (Vaporeonwave is finally out, by the way.) If you were looking for something a little heavier (metal, that is), there’s always Gastly or Legend of the Wingullmen, and Paralysis finally came back after a fifteen-year hiatus, strangely enough. On the other hand, Bone Rush is no more, which is a sentence I never thought I would construct. But if it makes anyone feel any better, Judas Sage is evidently still going and just put out a new album, as it will be a sad, bleak day in the depths of Lugia’s domain before Judas Sage disbands.
Also, neither a new hit (technically) nor chart-topping (at the moment), but there’s a new hot meme centered around Luis Phantump’s “Amable.” It’s actually not half bad.
Also, since when do you apologize for anything? —LH
Since the person in question could kill my career. Or me. —Bill
I do admit I’m very entertained by all of this, so by all means, carry on! Though I can’t say I wouldn’t be interested in any rare stones you find while… digging.
Ah, Lanette! I did so enjoy coffee with you. Perhaps we should arrange for another one. I’m sure you would enjoy a break from the rigors of editing this blog.
That would be lovely, Steven! Whenever you’re near Meteor Falls again, you know where to find me. —LH
I must admit, the idea of a blissey playing Doom is rather amusing. Not entirely surprising, of course, because there are quite a few blissey in the league circuit who are known for their insatiable blood lusts, but.
The Pokédex According to Bill 