Ho big is a pokemon region? How big is a pokemon city? Is a region a country?

No to the last one, anonymous. Rather, our regions are merely fragments of larger countries. For example, Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh are all regions within the country of Japan. These aren’t the only regions in Japan, but they’re the most populous, to be honest. Kalos, meanwhile, is a good portion of France, while Alola and Unova are both vastly different parts of the United States. There are, of course, more regions than this, but these are simply the only ones participating in the National Dex Program at the moment.

As for how big a city is (I assume you mean one of our cities—pokémon do sometimes organize themselves into primitive social structures, but they’re rarely organized enough to construct entire cities), that also depends. For example, Cerulean City isn’t that large at all. Rather, it only has a population of about 140,000 people, most of which are concentrated within a small urban center surrounding the Cerulean Gym. On the other hand, Goldenrod City, the largest city in Johto, hosts about 2 million inhabitants and sprawls across almost all of Goldenrod Bay’s coastline. Goldenrod isn’t even the largest or most populous city among all seven regions of the National Dex Program (it’s the fifth largest, behind Castelia, Mauville, Nimbasa, and Lumiose), but this should give you a rough idea of how large (and small) a city can be.

Finally, with regards to the size of a region … that’s a bit more difficult to say, anonymous. Some regions, such as Johto, are actually rather small. (Johto and Kanto combined only cover about 40000 square miles. It’s one of the reasons why I have no trouble traveling back and forth across both of them as their regional system administrator.) By contrast, other regions can be quite large—such as Kalos, which takes up over 213 thousand square miles.

In short, our world can be quite diverse in terms of both regional size and population, but no, regions are not countries in themselves.

Are there human hospitals? Embassies? Airports? And the like?

But of course! Human society needs just as many facilities specific to our species as we do facilities specific to pokémon.

Although for whatever reason, a lot of trainers seem to forget that human hospitals exist, so allow me to just say, yes, trainers, if you’re injured and your team isn’t, please consider going to a doctor specific to people. Not only do you avoid using resources meant for pokémon, but you also would be working with a doctor who has a better understanding of how the human body heals. (Not that a Nurse Joy wouldn’t be able to apply first aid, of course! It’s simply that you don’t consult a dentist for a heart condition, so to speak.)

How long can pokemon safely stay in mega form?

That depends on how new to mega evolution they are, anonymous. Those extremely new to mega evolution may only last a few minutes before losing control of themselves or before their bodies simply automatically revert to their normal forms. However, over time and through training, a pokémon may achieve longer and longer periods of mega evolution until they could, in theory, remain in that form for as long as they’d like. It’s simply that mega evolution can be an extremely draining state to maintain, but like any form of exercise, it gets easier (both to achieve and endure) the more one does it.

I’ve heard of this thing where trainers visiting new regions will go on an adventure to challenge the league, but will release one of their pokemon if it faints. It’s a pretty popular challenge, but isn’t this considered cruel?

Ah, yes. The “Nuzlocke” challenge.

To be perfectly honest, anonymous, I have mixed feelings about this challenge. On the one hand, yes, there is an element of cruelty to it because it very rarely takes into consideration a pokémon’s feelings on the matter. Oftentimes, pokémon want to remain with their trainers as long as possible, and the act of simply breaking the bonds you’ve worked so hard to achieve after one loss can be devastating or even traumatizing to a pokémon that has come to trust and care deeply for its trainer.

On the other, to be fair, releasing a pokémon is a fact of a trainer’s life, and there are situations where it might not be as cruel as it sounds for this particular challenge.

For one, Nuzlocke challenges tend to be intense, so some trainers release their pokémon out of actual concern for their well-being. Admittedly, this selection of trainers isn’t the majority, but it exists. 

For another, the alternative is that trainers engaging in a Nuzlocke challenge send their pokémon home or place them in the storage system until the end of their challenge, which may last only for a single league. After that, they may raise their pokémon equally or simply rehome them as necessary.

And for a third, as I’ve said, releasing is a fact of practically every trainer’s lives, even when they’re not participating in a Nuzlocke challenge. The problem is that not everyone can be a trainer forever, and when one retires, not everyone can keep all of the pokémon they captured on their adventures. It’s simply not feasible for the majority of people. So under normal circumstances, breaking the bonds you’ve created will eventually happen; it’s simply a matter of when. (In these cases, though, I highly encourage rehoming your pokémon with friends or family, or find a reputable shelter that may be able to match your pokémon with a loving home for you.)

So for those three reasons, I can’t rightly say that it’s outright cruel. Granted, yes, the above three situations don’t actually describe the motivations of all trainers who release their pokémon on their Nuzlocke journeys; I’m simply saying that there are instances that are a bit more morally gray than others. In cases where a trainer simply abandons their pokémon for losing, however, yes, that would be outright cruel, especially if the pokémon in question has bonded with them. But otherwise, yes, my opinion of these practices are a bit complicated.

Of course, I don’t entirely understand the point of a Nuzlocke challenge to begin with, but then again, I was never fantastically interested in training for the sake of training itself.

My Kadabra has had some vision problems since his evolution. After taking him to the Pokemon Center, he’s been diagnosed with astigmatism resulting in near-sighted vision. Should I invest in prescription glasses/goggles, or do items like Choice Specs or Wide Lens do the trick?

Always invest in prescription glasses or goggles if you can. While choice specs sound like a good alternative on paper (as they do focus a pokémon’s eyesight enough to allow them to hone in on a target and thus hit them harder with long-distance techniques), the fact of the matter is that they’re not medical tools. Moreover, a set you find or buy at a local pokémart may not be attuned to your kadabra’s specific needs, as a set of prescription lenses might be.

(And wide lenses are not eyeglasses at all but rather more or less akin to a periscope.)

That having been said, most pokémon centers will help you choose lenses that would be right for your kadabra, if not connect you to a pokémon optometrist who might be able to assist you. I would recommend going back to your local Nurse Joy and asking for recommendations or a prescription.

Best of luck!

My kirlia has this habit of walking around with closed eyes most of the time, my friend told me it’s because its eyes have next to zero pigment in them like all ralts line and it might hurt to see bright things. What can I do to help my kirlia see better, or just for his eyes to rest without him having to walk around blind?

First, it would also be wise to have your local pokémon center perform an eye exam on your kirlia first. If your friend is correct in their assumption that the problem has to do with light, then it’s possible that your local Nurse Joy can suggest options for long-term solutions, including surgery. However, there’s also the possibility that your kirlia is keeping its eyes closed due to an infection or other health issue. I don’t mean to scare you with the words “surgery,” “infection,” or “health issue,” but it’s always important to check with Nurse Joy first if your pokémon displays any sort of unusual behavior.

Otherwise, consider giving your kirlia black glasses. This may seem odd, considering the fact that they’re normally for boosting the power of dark-type moves (before anyone asks, it’s because the wearer experiences a boost in confidence that allows them to boost their moves in turn), but they actually have a very practical purpose otherwise. Black glasses are simply highly polarized sunglasses, capable of filtering out more light than standard sunglasses meant for humans. In other words, black glasses are simply a better form of protection against glaring light than sunglasses meant for people, and they often have the added bonus of being customizable for a wider range of species (meaning it’s easy to obtain a pair that can fit your kirlia).

Best of luck, anonymous, but yes, please take your kirlia to a Nurse Joy first.

I recently adopted a blitzle baby and he’s very clingy. For the last week I’ve been under the weather and he refuses to leave my side, going as far as to order my munna to get me another water bottle when I run out while resting. He seems really stressed about my condition, how do I reassure him that I’ll be okay?

Your situation may be somewhat related to this one, anonymous: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/152882003486/i-adopted-my-chansey-after-she-trained-to-be-a

Or this one, even: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/151956748386/i-tripped-down-the-stairs-yesterday-and-now-my

The difference here is that whereas one of the other pokémon was a former medical chansey and the other situation involved a minor injury, yours involves a newly adopted pokémon and a cold, which may be a bit trickier to handle and a bit more confusing to the pokémon, respectively. Still, a lot of the methods involved in both answers is the same.

The most important thing you can do for your blitzle right now is reassure him that what you’re feeling is completely normal (relatively speaking). Or, rather, that it’s easily curable. Tell him that you appreciate his help and concern but that all you need is rest and fluids and that he shouldn’t worry. Try to have your munna or any other pokémon (if you have any) comfort him and keep you occupied as you rest.

Whenever you can, though, try to maintain parts of your routine. If feeding your pokémon isn’t taxing on you, do so. If you can take them out for a walk or for training, do that as well. Getting back onto your normal routine will show your blitzle that all is essentially well and that he has nothing to worry about. Be sure to include as many of your other pokémon as possible in these routines so your blitzle can see how calm they are about the situation and gain a level of reassurance through his team.

But most importantly, take it easy and try to appear as relaxed as possible yourself. The more you worry—even about your blitzle, rather than yourself—the more he’ll pick up on that and interpret it as a reason to worry about you.

Best of luck, anonymous, and get well soon!

… so I got my Ditto as a 5 year old and named it accordingly, Jello. Well Jello is insanely Uncomfortable when I eat The gelatinous treat, Jell-O. When I do, Jello slithers around me and gives me side eyes and glares. I’ve tried explaining that Jell-O isn’t refrigerated Dittos but my sweet Jello still doesn’t like it. What do I do… besides not eat jell-o anymore

I’ll give you two answers here, anonymous: the one my editor would want me to give and the one my editor would actually want me to give.

The one my editor would want me to give: Look Jello dead in the eye as you consume a cup of gelatin. Establish dominance.

The one my editor would actually want me to give: Allow Jello to inspect a cup for itself. You can do this by simply showing it a cup or by allowing it to taste a little. (Gelatin isn’t poisonous to ditto, for the record.) You may even wish to purchase a box of Jell-O mix and make a batch yourself, so Jello can better understand what it is you’re actually eating.

If all else fails, may I suggest switching to fruit snacks instead?