So I went to get my first Pokémon… and was told the order of balls was Cyndiquil, totodile, chikorita. Well I chose left, which was supposed to be cyndiquil but when I got home it was a totodile that came from the ball. Is it common for these mistakes to happen?

If you start anywhere other than New Bark Town? Not at all, as most professors label their poké balls clearly, or the poké balls are up-to-date and thus come with the usual identifying panel that pops up whenever you press the front button.

In New Bark Town, however, which is where you might have been if that was your array of starters, yes, but that’s largely because a certain professor is a bit, shall we say, absentminded.

Terribly sorry for the mix-up, anonymous. There is a chance that if you take the ball back as soon as you can (before the totodile properly bonds with you), you might be able to trade it for a cyndaquil. The professor in question has had this happen frequently enough that, yes, he does keep a few extra on hand; it’s just that your totodile needs to have not bonded with you for the exchange to be made.

What would happen if a Vulpix had one parent that was an ice type (Alolan) and one that was a fire type? Is it possible to breed a unique ice-fire hybrid?

I admit I’m starting to wonder why many if not all of the asks regarding crossbreeding Alolan and standard variation pokémon have to do with the vulpix family. It’s rather surprising, given the popularity of meowth among breeders, sandshrew and geodude among trainers, rattata among pet owners, and diglett among those with impeccable fashion sense.

That aside, the answer is simple, anonymous: if one parent is an Alolan variation pokémon, the breed of the offspring will depend on where the egg spends most of its time incubating. If the egg is laid and hatched in Alola, then it will be an Alolan pokémon, except in certain circumstances outlined here: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/158328002265/hey-bill-what-do-you-think-would-occur-if-a

I’ve heard about Lt Surge having his electric pokemon save him in the war. I probably seem terribly uneducated, but what war a was he referring to? Before I’ve heard snippets about some kind of Johto-Kanto war, but what really happened there?

Sad to say, war is nothing new to our species, anonymous. In fact, the Johto-Kanto war (which was really less between Johto and Kanto and more between a number of different kingdoms that occupied the same space, as well as Sinnoh, back in the feudal era) and the war Surge had fought in are just two of a long, long history for humankind. World peace has only really been a recent thing, decided upon after the destruction of most of Western civilization.

Or, well, that’s a simplified explanation. In truth, world peace came about as a result of nearly a century of war and political turmoil, beginning with the second World War (perhaps the first, depending on whom you ask) and ending when the Cold War abruptly turned hot in the late 80s and early 90s. From what I understand, Lt. Surge fought in the Final War somewhere in the region of Fajir when the so-called “warning shot” was fired. That warning shot being, of course, the attack that flattened much of the American West and rendered Orre, which sat at the southwest corner of it, virtually uninhabitable by wild pokémon. (To this day, no one is quite certain what launched said attack. The media called it a conventional weapon of some sort, but researchers have noted that it looked suspiciously like the signature attack of a legendary rumored to live in Siberia—a hypothesis that’s only worth noting because there had been one other documented instance of that attack in use, during the Tunguska event in 1908. The only other viable theory is that the attack was launched by an American legendary, which—according to the conspiracy theorists, anyway—was responding to nuclear testing.)

In any case, thanks to the devastation rendered by the warning shot, world leaders decided to put aside politics once and for all and work towards establishing peace—at least on a national level, anyway. The downside of the swiftness of this agreement is that not that many people agreed to set aside differences they may have with others, which is why these days, the threats to our world come in the form of private organizations that have realized (also thanks to the warning shot) that modern technology has advanced just enough to allow for the weaponization of legendary pokémon. Such as, for example, Team Rocket.

In other words, anonymous, it’s my understanding that Lt. Surge fought in the last of a very long history of wars, which only ended because someone had very likely figured out how to harness the power of the legendaries. (Well, again. There are stories of nations doing this in ancient history, but our relationship with pokémon back then was far, far stronger than it is now.) But that’s about all I know, as I have very little interest in listening to the man’s war stories beyond understanding that such level of violence must never be repeated.

Hey bill, if you’re gonna turn yourself into a Pokémon again , try being a pikachu. They’re super popular in Alola , get yourself a ticket to alola , poof into a pikachu. Then people will fawn over you

People already fawn over me. It’s actually a little unsettling.

You know, you could add actual security to your property, Bill… —LH

Yes, but Brent seems perfectly harmless. Even if he was going through my trash that one time. —Bill

Hey bill, y’know molayne does know professor kukui. Like, they grew up together . If you’re ever in alola, go say hello

Bill would, but every time he goes to Alola, he tends to get … distracted. —LH

Lanette. They have. Wild eevee. Wild. Eevee. —Bill

That didn’t stop you from meeting Professor Sycamore in Kalos. —LH

He said he knew where to get high-quality poké puffs so eevee would evolve into sylveon faster. —Bill

Is it creepy to name your cutiefly after your crush, or sweet?

Well, that depends on your crush, I’d imagine. Plenty of people name “romantic,” cute, or otherwise favored pokémon after people they care greatly for. Sometimes, the objects of affection find it flattering or even adorable. Others might not be so comfortable with the idea. I would recommend not telling your crush, however, unless you’re absolutely certain they’re amicable with you.

Are you thinking of that time you accidentally let it slip to the girl who runs the Goldenrod Flower Shop that you named an eevee after her? —LH

I am always thinking of that, but thank you yet again, Lanette. —Bill

So I live in Sootopolis, Hoenn and didn’t have a flying Pokémon. I took a trip to Desert Pass to maybe catch a trapinch. I found one but she was stuck wiggling on her back. I helped her but then a sandstorm kicked up to where I couldn’t leave. So this trapinch took me to its cave where I met its 10 siblings and flygon mother. I spent a day with them and flygon flew me home. I found out that the trapinch hid in my bag. Flygon came back with her babies &I have a flygon and 10 babes in my backyard

Congratulations on your new flygon and trapinch, anonymous!

Stock up on kibble and build a shelter that can fit a mother flygon and her hatchlings. I’d imagine that Sootopolis may not be the most comfortable place for them when it rains. You might want to build a pit of mulch and dirt as well; that will resist flooding a bit more than a sand pit would.

Good luck!

i think i have a blitzle that’s afraid of thunder? she gets very skittish and anxious during storms, and even the sound of her parent zebstrika running can bother her. she’s still young, so is this something she’ll outgrow? i’m especially worried for her as an electric type.

In many cases, phobias are indeed something that one can grow out of, particularly because as we grow older, we come to have a better understanding of our world—or we are simply exposed to the things we fear long enough to grow used to them. It’s likely that this will be the case with your blitzle. Not only will she grow used to the sound of thunder thanks to the sound of her parents’ hooves, but eventually, she’ll learn electric attacks on her own and realize that she can, in fact, control the source of the sound. For now, do your best to make her feel safe and to calm her down whenever she panics. Your support will be helpful to her as she begins to learn electric techniques.

Best of luck, anonymous!