Is it a coincidence that all the Pokemon Professors have plant names? Do you need to take a plant pseudonym when you become a professor? What would be yours?

They what?

I seem to recall reports of you briefly being a rattata quite some time ago. Did that actually happen, and if so, how?

I plead the fifth.

Honestly, how do people keep finding out about these incidents? Did Celio write about this too?! —Bill

Is it alright to kiss my Pyukumuku or is that dangerous? I give him lots of love and cuddles. And poke beans.

If your pyukumuku enjoys kisses, then I would fully encourage you to give your pyukumuku kisses.

If mewtwo was genetically created in a lab then why does a book say that mew gave birth to mewtwo? How would something tiny give birth to something way bigger than its size?

I think the more important question here is where are all of you getting information on a pokémon no one outside the highest-ranking members of the Symposium know anything about?

What would happen if an Eevee touched a Fire Stone, Water stone, and Thunderstone all at the same time? And has anyone ever tried this?

You would have a very confused and mildly annoyed eevee.

As for your second question, yes. Incidentally, when attempting to apply three different evolution stones to your eevee, always wear protective clothing that can withstand an eevee’s Bite.

Hello Bill, After The Single Capricorn In My Acquaintance Metamorphosed Into A Sober Psychopath Who Besmirched The Most Important Game In Paradox Space, I Became Leery Of Capricorns. I Am Pleasantly Surprised To Ascertain That You Are A Capricorn. I Would Just Like To Express That Thanks To You My Faith In Capricorns Has Been Restored. Sincerely, Kanaya Maryam, Also Known As grimAuxiliatrix.

You’re welcome. I admit I know very little about Capricorns or your friend, but I suppose it’s worth reassuring you that not all of us are members of strange cults, susceptible to rage-filled tirades, prone to murdering people, cheaters, or generally unpleasant people. Or at least, I’d like to think we’re not.

I want to get a Pokémon for my gf because she’s been talking about wanting a companion. What would really say “I love you”?

Chatot.

In all seriousness, I would imagine her favorite, anonymous. If not that, then luvdisc or alomomola tend to be popular choices. Alternatively, illumise tends to be popular if the giver owns a volbeat.

Is there an actual explanation for why Raichu has an Alolan form? And no, I don’t believe in the pancake thing.

To be fair, have you ever had Alolan pancakes?

Granted, as someone who’s severely lactose intolerant and thus can only eat dairy-free pancakes, the one time I had left me with crippling stomach pains, but even I thought Alolan pancakes were transformative.

(In all seriousness, it’s likely that pikachu, who is actually an incredibly adaptable pokémon, is reacting to the higher levels of spiritual energy of the archipelago itself in addition to the energy released by a thunder stone.)

Tell anon to tell Gladion that Lillie gave me a Lion and we’re girlfriends ;0

I’m going to have to have a word with Lillie.

(That is to say, what she does is her business, but at the very least, I want to make sure she’s educated about it.)

Tell Lillie that her brother gave me a Type: Null so we’re practically dating now

I know better than to get involved in the affairs of teenagers in love, Sun.

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Okay, except for that one time, but that was because the teenager in question was trespassing(, Misty).