Hey, im wondering who makes Rare Candies anyway, I never find them sold in normal stores, and they seem to be pretty valuable, why arnt they more freely available?

Most rare candies are made by Silph Co. I say “most,” as in Hoenn, they’re actually manufactured by Devon. Additionally, there are plenty of knock-offs and bootlegs, but these can be dangerous to work with (if they’re effective at all), as depending on the company or region of origin, they may not have to go through the same testing and inspections that Silph or Devon candies do. Remember: always buy rare candies with blue or indigo wrappers. Anything else is a knock-off.

That having been said, they’re not exactly freely available because of their potency and effects. Sure, it’s possible to feed a pokémon dozens of candies, but it’s not recommended to do it to a hatchling because not only would this stunt their growth, but it also grants them access to abilities they physically cannot handle. (As you likely know, rare candies are a form of artificial battle experience. In other words, it triggers physiological responses that cause a pokémon’s body to think it’s achieved enough battle experience when it hasn’t—or in even shorter terms, it boosts a pokémon’s power. It is, in a sense, a performance drug, but in small doses, it’s legal, as I’ll get into in a moment.) For example, there has been more than one account of charmander or other fire-types being given enough candies to learn Flamethrower, only to subsequently either burn down their homes or rip apart their own flame sacs because the move is far too powerful for them to handle.

Granted, in small doses, it’s fine, as the increase in power from a handful of candies (for example, less than ten) is often so small that the target pokémon doesn’t notice, save to gain enough power to try a new move or evolve. There are very long and heavily detailed rules in the League about their use, but suffice to say, they’re legal in situations where prolonged battling (otherwise known among trainers as “grinding”) would do more harm than good to a pokémon.

Also, either way, they’re candies, meaning they’re made of sugar. You shouldn’t be feeding too many to your pokémon anyway, of course.

As for where you can find them, you can in fact find them at pokémarts, but you’d have to ask for them specifically. Additionally, you need to have a specific form of trainer’s or pokémon professional’s ID—one that shows you’re experienced to work with pokémon. (For trainers, this means that you’ve held your license for at least a year and have participated in at least one league tournament.) Most establishments will also limit the number you can buy per order—usually to just one or two—and the price alone is often enough to deter trainers.

Of course, you also have stories of trainers simply finding them on the ground, which I think is pretty bizarre myself because of how valuable they are, but suffice to say, I should perhaps warn you, readers, to be careful with blue- or indigo-wrapped candies that you simply find lying around too.

absolutely not the same texture, it’s not as… crumbly? almond ice cream feels more watery and when frozen it’s crumbly, cashew milk is thicker and lovely

In response to your comment about almond milk ice cream, exactly. Then there’s coconut milk, but as much as I like coconuts, I’m afraid whoever says it’s easy to mask their flavor is lying.

That having been said, though, this does sound quite lovely. Thank you, anonymous!

bill imma tell you this once so listen to me close: cashew milk. it is our saving grace. moomoo milk is too watery, it tastes terrible even if it’s flavored, and the film in your mouth is god awful. but cashews? creamy. perfect. chocolate cashew milk is the best thing i’ve ever tried. and with veganism on the rise you can now find this glorious creation in ice cream form, and i gotta recommend the caramel, either on sticks or in tubs. take this knowledge. use it well. feast.

Huh.

Does it have the same texture as almond milk? Because if so, then I’m afraid I’ll still pass, but thank you for the suggestion!

Bill, nobody has an aftertaste when they eat dairy products. Are you allergic?

What? Surely I’m not the only one who notices that strange, cardboard aftertaste whenever they drink milk!

Granted, I haven’t touched dairy since I was very young because I am severely lactose intolerant, but nonetheless, I distinctly remember that it always left an uncomfortable taste in my mouth. That’s half the reason I stopped eating dairy products!

…other than the crippling pain and nausea, but that aside

This is a completely innocent question. Do you happen to know what a certain Sinnoh Champion likes? Maybe fancy chocolate….or imported flowers….or maybe a bouquet of Gibles….

The tears of her enemies, I’m told.

On a serious note, I’ve never met Cynthia personally, so I wouldn’t know, and Bebe never talks to me about her casual acquaintances.

Oh my God, Bill. Do you ever talk about Lanette’s exes on this blog?! —Bebe

He thinks he does. It’s cute. —LH

does your mom actually read your blog, bill?

Sometimes. She’s unfortunately not much of a “computer person,” as she puts it, but she likes checking in on my various social media outlets, either because she wants the reassurance that I’m all right or because she’s proud of practically everything my sisters and I do.

It’s only occasionally embarrassing. Not because she’s alarmed by my experiments or she has a few choice words about the information I share. No, it’s because she sees the banter between myself and the various eligible colleagues of mine, and whenever I call her (which I’m obligated to do once a week unless I want my older sister to kick down my door), she wastes no time in reminding me that she’s worried that I live “all alone, even if that nice [insert colleague’s name here] is clearly very fond of you.”

Gee. I wonder why she’s worried… —LH

I know, right? You merge yourself with a clefairy in an experiment gone wrong once, and your mother and older sister won’t leave you alone about it! —Bill

It was three times. —LH

Those other two times were with completely different pokémon! —Bill

…wait. —Bill

Heeeyyy~ so my girl Pepto Bismol is real sweet, and super cool too but a girl needs shades yknow! Cant be b-slappin wingulls if the sun is in her eyes! So what kinda sunglasses would stay on her and look baller at the same time? -◇Fumika◇ [Note From Rotom: Sorry About My Trainer’s… Speaking Mannerisms. ‘Pepto Bismol’ Is The Nickname She Uses To Refer To Her Audino With. I Personally Recommended Visor Hats For “PB” But Fumika Referred To Them As “Grandma Hats”. Please Assist When Available.]

Have you considered a pair of black glasses? These can be adjusted to fit any pokémon (or you can purchase custom-made ones for a specific species online), and they’re quite stylish, if you ask me.

Hello Bill, I have a question about Mega Evolution! I’ve only been told people could do it but… Is it one of those skills not everyone can do or can anyone just “bond” with their pokemon and reap the battle benefits?

Ah, I’m afraid it’s the latter, anonymous, which is unfortunate because many researchers would jump at the chance to study it firsthand. But the unfortunate fact of the matter is that mega evolution is a fantastically taxing process on both the trainer and the pokémon. First and foremost, you need a pokémon who’s strong enough to withstand mega evolution in the first place. Then, you need to ensure that the bond between you and it is as strong as you can get it, and then, you need to ensure you can summon the emotional strength needed to trigger evolution and then maintain it throughout a battle. The whole thing can be exhausting even for seasoned veterans, which is why only a select few with particularly strong pokémon and/or psyches can achieve it.