Hey! I live in unova and apparently there’s a hurricane coming. My main partner is a castform and he seems to want to be outside all the time I’ve never seen him this eager. I’m afraid he might get hurt with the strong winds any tips on how to make him want to be indoors ?

First and foremost, my sincerest wishes for your safety, anonymous!

With that in mind, keeping a castform indoors is a common problem for castform trainers, but it’s an easy one to solve. Start off by covering up the windows (which you’ll likely do anyway for a hurricane) or moving your castform into a room without any windows to begin with. While castform can sense weather, they’re actually easily convinced to stay inside if they can’t see the weather outside. Reinforced this with distractions—toys, treats, and so forth. Keep your castform as occupied as possible at all times.

If all else fails, use its poké ball. Poké balls are designed for not only the capture and transport of pokémon but also the easy recall of them in dangerous situations. There is absolutely nothing wrong with using your castform’s if he seems agitated or liable to escape, even if you’ve taken measures to keep him inside.

Good luck, anonymous, and stay safe!

Help! I think my Absol is becoming homicidal! A few weeks ago, he slaughtered an opponents Pichu in a battle. Since then, he’s done the same to 4 other Pokémon, and the other day he attacked another trainer. I love my Absol, but I don’t know how to stop this behavior. What do I do?

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Please excuse the highlighting. We forgot to close our search after we located these asks. —LH

Pokémon are rarely (practically never) aggressive for no reason, especially if they previously weren’t, readers. Before anything, it’s imperative to figure out why your pokémon are suddenly displaying the behaviors you’ve described, then work to correct the problem from the root. Observe your pokémon to see if you can find any possible triggers. Communicate with them if you can. Consider taking them to a pokémon center to see if their changes in behavior have physiological roots or to receive more personalized care.

Without knowing that root cause, it’s difficult to offer advice, as each of the possible causes come with wildly different solutions, including avoiding certain situations or places (if your pokémon are precognitive, as absol may be—or if they’re simply reading emotions in the case of gardevoir or remembering past traumas in the above ninetales’s case), more rigorous training (if it’s a simple behavioral problem in one or more of the above cases), or even antibiotics or surgery (if the problem is physical in nature). Thus, all I can say is consult your local pokémon center for treatment options, but also, be vigilant in your observations and keep your pokémon’s poké balls on hand at all times. 

Lastly, of course, if your pokémon are suicidal, please also be as supportive as possible. Get them the help they need, yes, but also make sure they understand you care deeply for them and will do anything you can to help them.

Best of luck, everyone!

Bill, I need your help! I know my newly-hatched Snivy has a Lonely nature, but I think he’s a bit too clingy. He’s trying to be with me at all times. It was cute at first, but now it’s annoying. Do you know how awkward it is to try to use the restroom with those giant eyes looking at you?

Try having a house full of eevee do it.

On a serious note, anonymous, a lock on a bathroom door is a gift sent by Ho-oh for anyone raising baby pokémon.

Or for a more serious answer, eventually, it’s possible that your snivy will outgrow this tendency. In the meantime, try to give him a comfortable environment while at the same time training him to get used to moments without you. There are tips located here that may help: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/search/separation

Overall, don’t forget that your snivy is still an infant, so it’s understandable that he will be a little clingy. It’s important for now that you try not to train him to expect contact with you at all times while balancing his needs as a baby pokémon.

Best of luck, anonymous!

Ho big is a pokemon region? How big is a pokemon city? Is a region a country?

No to the last one, anonymous. Rather, our regions are merely fragments of larger countries. For example, Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh are all regions within the country of Japan. These aren’t the only regions in Japan, but they’re the most populous, to be honest. Kalos, meanwhile, is a good portion of France, while Alola and Unova are both vastly different parts of the United States. There are, of course, more regions than this, but these are simply the only ones participating in the National Dex Program at the moment.

As for how big a city is (I assume you mean one of our cities—pokémon do sometimes organize themselves into primitive social structures, but they’re rarely organized enough to construct entire cities), that also depends. For example, Cerulean City isn’t that large at all. Rather, it only has a population of about 140,000 people, most of which are concentrated within a small urban center surrounding the Cerulean Gym. On the other hand, Goldenrod City, the largest city in Johto, hosts about 2 million inhabitants and sprawls across almost all of Goldenrod Bay’s coastline. Goldenrod isn’t even the largest or most populous city among all seven regions of the National Dex Program (it’s the fifth largest, behind Castelia, Mauville, Nimbasa, and Lumiose), but this should give you a rough idea of how large (and small) a city can be.

Finally, with regards to the size of a region … that’s a bit more difficult to say, anonymous. Some regions, such as Johto, are actually rather small. (Johto and Kanto combined only cover about 40000 square miles. It’s one of the reasons why I have no trouble traveling back and forth across both of them as their regional system administrator.) By contrast, other regions can be quite large—such as Kalos, which takes up over 213 thousand square miles.

In short, our world can be quite diverse in terms of both regional size and population, but no, regions are not countries in themselves.

Are there human hospitals? Embassies? Airports? And the like?

But of course! Human society needs just as many facilities specific to our species as we do facilities specific to pokémon.

Although for whatever reason, a lot of trainers seem to forget that human hospitals exist, so allow me to just say, yes, trainers, if you’re injured and your team isn’t, please consider going to a doctor specific to people. Not only do you avoid using resources meant for pokémon, but you also would be working with a doctor who has a better understanding of how the human body heals. (Not that a Nurse Joy wouldn’t be able to apply first aid, of course! It’s simply that you don’t consult a dentist for a heart condition, so to speak.)

How long can pokemon safely stay in mega form?

That depends on how new to mega evolution they are, anonymous. Those extremely new to mega evolution may only last a few minutes before losing control of themselves or before their bodies simply automatically revert to their normal forms. However, over time and through training, a pokémon may achieve longer and longer periods of mega evolution until they could, in theory, remain in that form for as long as they’d like. It’s simply that mega evolution can be an extremely draining state to maintain, but like any form of exercise, it gets easier (both to achieve and endure) the more one does it.

I’ve heard of this thing where trainers visiting new regions will go on an adventure to challenge the league, but will release one of their pokemon if it faints. It’s a pretty popular challenge, but isn’t this considered cruel?

Ah, yes. The “Nuzlocke” challenge.

To be perfectly honest, anonymous, I have mixed feelings about this challenge. On the one hand, yes, there is an element of cruelty to it because it very rarely takes into consideration a pokémon’s feelings on the matter. Oftentimes, pokémon want to remain with their trainers as long as possible, and the act of simply breaking the bonds you’ve worked so hard to achieve after one loss can be devastating or even traumatizing to a pokémon that has come to trust and care deeply for its trainer.

On the other, to be fair, releasing a pokémon is a fact of a trainer’s life, and there are situations where it might not be as cruel as it sounds for this particular challenge.

For one, Nuzlocke challenges tend to be intense, so some trainers release their pokémon out of actual concern for their well-being. Admittedly, this selection of trainers isn’t the majority, but it exists. 

For another, the alternative is that trainers engaging in a Nuzlocke challenge send their pokémon home or place them in the storage system until the end of their challenge, which may last only for a single league. After that, they may raise their pokémon equally or simply rehome them as necessary.

And for a third, as I’ve said, releasing is a fact of practically every trainer’s lives, even when they’re not participating in a Nuzlocke challenge. The problem is that not everyone can be a trainer forever, and when one retires, not everyone can keep all of the pokémon they captured on their adventures. It’s simply not feasible for the majority of people. So under normal circumstances, breaking the bonds you’ve created will eventually happen; it’s simply a matter of when. (In these cases, though, I highly encourage rehoming your pokémon with friends or family, or find a reputable shelter that may be able to match your pokémon with a loving home for you.)

So for those three reasons, I can’t rightly say that it’s outright cruel. Granted, yes, the above three situations don’t actually describe the motivations of all trainers who release their pokémon on their Nuzlocke journeys; I’m simply saying that there are instances that are a bit more morally gray than others. In cases where a trainer simply abandons their pokémon for losing, however, yes, that would be outright cruel, especially if the pokémon in question has bonded with them. But otherwise, yes, my opinion of these practices are a bit complicated.

Of course, I don’t entirely understand the point of a Nuzlocke challenge to begin with, but then again, I was never fantastically interested in training for the sake of training itself.

My kirlia has this habit of walking around with closed eyes most of the time, my friend told me it’s because its eyes have next to zero pigment in them like all ralts line and it might hurt to see bright things. What can I do to help my kirlia see better, or just for his eyes to rest without him having to walk around blind?

First, it would also be wise to have your local pokémon center perform an eye exam on your kirlia first. If your friend is correct in their assumption that the problem has to do with light, then it’s possible that your local Nurse Joy can suggest options for long-term solutions, including surgery. However, there’s also the possibility that your kirlia is keeping its eyes closed due to an infection or other health issue. I don’t mean to scare you with the words “surgery,” “infection,” or “health issue,” but it’s always important to check with Nurse Joy first if your pokémon displays any sort of unusual behavior.

Otherwise, consider giving your kirlia black glasses. This may seem odd, considering the fact that they’re normally for boosting the power of dark-type moves (before anyone asks, it’s because the wearer experiences a boost in confidence that allows them to boost their moves in turn), but they actually have a very practical purpose otherwise. Black glasses are simply highly polarized sunglasses, capable of filtering out more light than standard sunglasses meant for humans. In other words, black glasses are simply a better form of protection against glaring light than sunglasses meant for people, and they often have the added bonus of being customizable for a wider range of species (meaning it’s easy to obtain a pair that can fit your kirlia).

Best of luck, anonymous, but yes, please take your kirlia to a Nurse Joy first.

I recently adopted a blitzle baby and he’s very clingy. For the last week I’ve been under the weather and he refuses to leave my side, going as far as to order my munna to get me another water bottle when I run out while resting. He seems really stressed about my condition, how do I reassure him that I’ll be okay?

Your situation may be somewhat related to this one, anonymous: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/152882003486/i-adopted-my-chansey-after-she-trained-to-be-a

Or this one, even: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/151956748386/i-tripped-down-the-stairs-yesterday-and-now-my

The difference here is that whereas one of the other pokémon was a former medical chansey and the other situation involved a minor injury, yours involves a newly adopted pokémon and a cold, which may be a bit trickier to handle and a bit more confusing to the pokémon, respectively. Still, a lot of the methods involved in both answers is the same.

The most important thing you can do for your blitzle right now is reassure him that what you’re feeling is completely normal (relatively speaking). Or, rather, that it’s easily curable. Tell him that you appreciate his help and concern but that all you need is rest and fluids and that he shouldn’t worry. Try to have your munna or any other pokémon (if you have any) comfort him and keep you occupied as you rest.

Whenever you can, though, try to maintain parts of your routine. If feeding your pokémon isn’t taxing on you, do so. If you can take them out for a walk or for training, do that as well. Getting back onto your normal routine will show your blitzle that all is essentially well and that he has nothing to worry about. Be sure to include as many of your other pokémon as possible in these routines so your blitzle can see how calm they are about the situation and gain a level of reassurance through his team.

But most importantly, take it easy and try to appear as relaxed as possible yourself. The more you worry—even about your blitzle, rather than yourself—the more he’ll pick up on that and interpret it as a reason to worry about you.

Best of luck, anonymous, and get well soon!