Hi, Bill, I have a question regarding my Alolan Meowth. She’s not being very cooperative with me and sometimes, she’ll even scratch me. Is there something I can do to make her more docile?

Alolan meowth can be even more fickle and difficult to work with than standard meowth, as the Alolan breed are specifically domestic in nature (and thus more used to pampering). However, there are small steps you might be able to take to help you, anonymous. 

First, if she attempts to scratch you, give her a firm “no.” Conversely, if she cooperates with you, be sure to reward her with a favored treat.

Second, get to know her a bit more. Rather than simply pet her, pay attention to her body language and understand that what may feel comfortable or pleasant to one meowth may not feel the same way to another. Figure out what works for your meowth and work with her to make her feel safe and comfortable with you.

Third and lastly, if all else fails, bribing usually works. Most Alolan meowth like shiny objects, so giving her a coin might temporarily satisfy her.

Best of luck, anonymous!

Bill, Houndoom have no ears. Is there any logical explanation for this?

They have ears. They’re located just under their horns, obscured by their dark fur.

What they don’t have are pinnae—or none that we would recognize, anyway. Their horns essentially function as pinnae for houndoom, and, in fact, the going theory is that these were actually evolved from houndoom’s pinnae millions of years ago, likely as an adaptation in response to their pack structure. Oftentimes, houndoom determine pack leaders (as well as hunting parties) by engaging in battles with one another. The strongest houndoom—that is, the ones who are victorious in these battles—are the ones who hunt for food and lead packs to new breeding grounds. Thus, it’s likely ancient houndoom developed their horns, as those with horns have an easier time defending their positions within houndoom packs than those without.

There’s a new trend in hoenn where people are using Pokémon like the roselia line to use sweet scent and other soothing moves to relax people before/during massages, as well as with Pokémon in rescue shelters to relax them for care. Is there any repercussion to this or are moves like this safe?

Actually, it’s quite safe, for both the Sweet Scent user and the target. If anything, it’s just as therapeutic for the user as it is for whatever they’re treating, as it’s a healthy outlet for their abilities. Think of it like exercise for a human being: it helps develop parts of the body while at the same time allowing them to release pent-up stress and maintain their psychological health.

As for the target, there’s no such thing as overusing Sweet Scent or Aromatherapy (or similar moves). The worst that might happen is that it may trigger pollen allergies, but that will happen upon a first use, rather than due to prolonged usage. For this reason, it’s not a treatment that should be given to younger children or those with known allergies, but for everyone else, it’s perfectly safe.

Hi Bill! Do you answer EVERY ask that you get or will even YOU get stumped sometimes?

Well, answering and being stumped are two different things, anonymous. It’s true I don’t answer every ask: some asks cover questions I’ve already answered or are perhaps accidental duplications.

However, yes, there are some questions I can’t answer because I don’t entirely know what the question is going on about. For example, I don’t know how some of you obtained the information you did on Mewtwo, and I admit I don’t fully understand when some of you talk about “levels.” The latter is especially intriguing and disconcerting. Hopefully those of you who ask don’t actually think of pokémon battling as a video game!

Hello there! I have a Salazzle among my mostly male team and I noticed that she hasn’t established a reverse harem which Salazzle are known to do. Is normal? Thank you in advance and have a nice day.

Absolutely. Some salazzle just aren’t interested in forming breeding groups, either because they prefer the company of female pokémon or simply don’t wish to breed at all. You could try placing her with female pokémon to see what her reaction is, but even if she expresses no interest at all, then always do your best to support her and her decisions.

So I went to get my first Pokémon… and was told the order of balls was Cyndiquil, totodile, chikorita. Well I chose left, which was supposed to be cyndiquil but when I got home it was a totodile that came from the ball. Is it common for these mistakes to happen?

If you start anywhere other than New Bark Town? Not at all, as most professors label their poké balls clearly, or the poké balls are up-to-date and thus come with the usual identifying panel that pops up whenever you press the front button.

In New Bark Town, however, which is where you might have been if that was your array of starters, yes, but that’s largely because a certain professor is a bit, shall we say, absentminded.

Terribly sorry for the mix-up, anonymous. There is a chance that if you take the ball back as soon as you can (before the totodile properly bonds with you), you might be able to trade it for a cyndaquil. The professor in question has had this happen frequently enough that, yes, he does keep a few extra on hand; it’s just that your totodile needs to have not bonded with you for the exchange to be made.

What would happen if a Vulpix had one parent that was an ice type (Alolan) and one that was a fire type? Is it possible to breed a unique ice-fire hybrid?

I admit I’m starting to wonder why many if not all of the asks regarding crossbreeding Alolan and standard variation pokémon have to do with the vulpix family. It’s rather surprising, given the popularity of meowth among breeders, sandshrew and geodude among trainers, rattata among pet owners, and diglett among those with impeccable fashion sense.

That aside, the answer is simple, anonymous: if one parent is an Alolan variation pokémon, the breed of the offspring will depend on where the egg spends most of its time incubating. If the egg is laid and hatched in Alola, then it will be an Alolan pokémon, except in certain circumstances outlined here: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/158328002265/hey-bill-what-do-you-think-would-occur-if-a

I’ve heard about Lt Surge having his electric pokemon save him in the war. I probably seem terribly uneducated, but what war a was he referring to? Before I’ve heard snippets about some kind of Johto-Kanto war, but what really happened there?

Sad to say, war is nothing new to our species, anonymous. In fact, the Johto-Kanto war (which was really less between Johto and Kanto and more between a number of different kingdoms that occupied the same space, as well as Sinnoh, back in the feudal era) and the war Surge had fought in are just two of a long, long history for humankind. World peace has only really been a recent thing, decided upon after the destruction of most of Western civilization.

Or, well, that’s a simplified explanation. In truth, world peace came about as a result of nearly a century of war and political turmoil, beginning with the second World War (perhaps the first, depending on whom you ask) and ending when the Cold War abruptly turned hot in the late 80s and early 90s. From what I understand, Lt. Surge fought in the Final War somewhere in the region of Fajir when the so-called “warning shot” was fired. That warning shot being, of course, the attack that flattened much of the American West and rendered Orre, which sat at the southwest corner of it, virtually uninhabitable by wild pokémon. (To this day, no one is quite certain what launched said attack. The media called it a conventional weapon of some sort, but researchers have noted that it looked suspiciously like the signature attack of a legendary rumored to live in Siberia—a hypothesis that’s only worth noting because there had been one other documented instance of that attack in use, during the Tunguska event in 1908. The only other viable theory is that the attack was launched by an American legendary, which—according to the conspiracy theorists, anyway—was responding to nuclear testing.)

In any case, thanks to the devastation rendered by the warning shot, world leaders decided to put aside politics once and for all and work towards establishing peace—at least on a national level, anyway. The downside of the swiftness of this agreement is that not that many people agreed to set aside differences they may have with others, which is why these days, the threats to our world come in the form of private organizations that have realized (also thanks to the warning shot) that modern technology has advanced just enough to allow for the weaponization of legendary pokémon. Such as, for example, Team Rocket.

In other words, anonymous, it’s my understanding that Lt. Surge fought in the last of a very long history of wars, which only ended because someone had very likely figured out how to harness the power of the legendaries. (Well, again. There are stories of nations doing this in ancient history, but our relationship with pokémon back then was far, far stronger than it is now.) But that’s about all I know, as I have very little interest in listening to the man’s war stories beyond understanding that such level of violence must never be repeated.

Hey bill, if you’re gonna turn yourself into a Pokémon again , try being a pikachu. They’re super popular in Alola , get yourself a ticket to alola , poof into a pikachu. Then people will fawn over you

People already fawn over me. It’s actually a little unsettling.

You know, you could add actual security to your property, Bill… —LH

Yes, but Brent seems perfectly harmless. Even if he was going through my trash that one time. —Bill