Yo man so the other day I got this ratata in a wondertrade. Only thing is, it’s a kanto form and I’m alolan, yo. How can I make sure this little guy is healthy? I gotta make sure no one messes with my bro, so we’ve gotta be big, buff, and ready to brawl!

Training is surprisingly the easier part of raising a standard rattata when you’re used to raising its Alolan variation, actually. Although the two look different, they are actually built similarly and use techniques that are almost identical. The only thing to keep in mind is that standard rattata lack the proficiency with the dark element that its Alolan cousins possess, meaning its strengths and weaknesses to other elements aren’t the same. (Don’t expect your new rattata to be immune to psychic assaults or resistant to other dark-type techniques, for example. On the other hand, yours will handle being bombarded by clefairy much better than your local wild rattata.)

Also note that although your rattata may learn identical techniques and possess similar battle potential, its instincts make it more inclined to exhibit slightly different behavior on the battlefield. You see, the reason why Alolan rattata are the way they are is because of a response to the invasion of small Asian yungoos. As the yungoos is diurnal and prefers the rural and forested environments to which it had been introduced, the local rattata population simply moved to urban areas and became nocturnal in order to avoid their yungoos predators entirely. Because of this change, Alolan rattata have few true predators (urban predators such as spearow, rufflet, eevee, and makuhita are also diurnal, and Alolan meowth prefer hunting sleeping prey), and as such, they’re far tamer and direct with their techniques, ironically enough. That is, Alolan rattata are used to attacking directly and in groups, so they’re bolder and somewhat more reckless. On the other hand, they’re a little more tenacious and resilient, even though their bodies aren’t physically capable of withstanding attacks more than their standard form cousins. It’s just that they’re less likely to let attacks faze them.

By contrast, standard rattata like the one you’ve received have never had the luxury of living in a predator-free environment, and on top of that, typically, rattata’s predators are far more numerous and varied in other regions than in Alola. As such, standard rattata have retained a habit of preferring sneakier attacks. They will often wait for an opportune time and strike as hard as possible, and as raticate, they’re consequently faster and far, far more aggressive. While this seems like a drawback, in actuality, this is part of the reason why rattata is considered a good companion for beginning trainers. (The other reason, of course, is their sheer abundance.) In its rattata stage, these specimens are highly intelligent and eager to work with a trainer who can not only provide them with steady food and protection but also guidance on the battlefield, and if trained into their raticate stage, they retain that sense of loyalty but become formidable battling partners. By contrast, Alolan rattata are harder to rear due to their strictly nocturnal habits, preference for socializing with other Alolan rattata above anything else, and their tamer nature.

That having been said, beyond training, caring for both forms of rattata are also incredibly similar, but you’ll likely find it easier to care for a standard one. This, again, is partly due to its dirunal nature; you won’t have to worry about adjusting your sleep schedule or finding a sturdy enclosure to keep a bored Alolan rattata. It’s also simply because although standard rattata and raticate are extremely grateful for human care, they actually don’t ask for much—meaning they don’t eat as much as Alolan raticate. (Alolan rattata eat less than a standard specimen—which is also important to know—but this is because they horde their food, which is a holdover from their instinct to bring food to raticate in the wild.) Otherwise, offer them the same type of enclosure, the same type of food, the same amount of water, the same type of litter box, even the same type of enrichment as you would normally.

Best of luck, anonymous!

how can i make my galvantula feel more comfortable when she sheds her skin?

Well, in the time leading up to her next molt (signs of this include: refusing to eat, sluggish or moody behavior, balding and/or swelling around her abdomen, dull colors), be sure she’s safe. You don’t need to give her cushioning—and, in fact, it would be best if you didn’t—but do give her a solid enclosure lined with sand. Keep an eye on her and wait for her to flip over onto her back. Once she begins molting, the process may take a few days, and it’s important to remove her old skin as quickly as possible. However, be sure to wait until she casts off her old skin completely. Don’t try to assist her in molting.

Furthermore, once her skin is removed, don’t touch her. Be sure she has plenty of water and if you must feed her, only give her soft, premade foods, as opposed to live prey. (Note that it’s more likely your galvantula will have no appetite until she’s fully recovered. You should only feed her if she tries to escape her enclosure or otherwise looks as if she’s asking for food.)

And … that’s it, really. Continue giving her water and perhaps a little food every day, and in a week’s time, she’ll be back on her feet and at your side again. Galvantula really don’t need much to feel comfortable while molting, and in fact, the less you do, the more comfortable yours will be.

But either way, I cannot stress this enough: do not touch her at any point in the molting process. This is her most fragile state, and the last thing you would want to do is inadvertently injure her. Leave her be, and she will be fine.

Okay so this is a bit weird but… my best friend has an umbreon and I have a sylveon and whenever he and I are hanging out both our Pokémon keep trying to get us closer. Like my sylveon will lace our hands together, his umbreon will nudge us to be touching when we sit next to each other. Can you tell me why they’re doing this?

I could, but that would be meddling in the romantic affairs of other people, which I’ve been told by my partner that I’m never allowed to do again.

I love growing berries, but lately they’ve been growing smaller and with less yield. I’ve also noticed that my roselia is tired lately. I’m worried that the plants here are getting sick! I live near hearthome, sinnoh. Could you recommend a researcher in the area that would be able to help? I’ve considered the eterna gym leader, but I’m not a good traveler. I don’t my garden to die!

You’re in luck, anonymous, because just to the west of Hearthome is the home of Dr. Irving Fig, known colloquially as the Berry Master. If anyone knows what to do about berry trees and grass-types that aren’t quite faring well, it would be Dr. Fig.

Best of luck, anonymous, and may your garden and your roselia grow green again!

When I have guests over or am sleeping or just not paying enough attention to her, my zorua turns into legendary Pokémon and it scares the heck out of me. How do I get her to knock that off?

Usually, this sort of behavior occurs in trickster pokémon (the zorua line, ditto, ghosts capable of illusion) that find their owners’ reactions to be, well, hilarious.

My advice would be to train yourself to avoid reacting if at all possible, and your zorua will be just frustrated enough that she’ll stop doing it. For example, when she disguises herself as a legendary, plant your feet firmly in the ground, take a deep breath, look her in the eye, and compliment her illusion. This may be difficult at first—especially if your initial reaction is to jump or scream in surprise—but the more you go through these motions (once you realize what she’s doing, anyway), the less time will elapse between her surprise attack and the first step in the above-mentioned sequence. Eventually, it should come naturally to you, and your zorua will gradually lose interest in teasing you in this manner … or at least the two of you will impress your house guests.

Of course, it should be noted that this won’t necessarily mean that your zorua will attempt to change her tactics on you, but the more you train yourself to avoid reacting to her disguises, the less likely she’ll use them on you in general.

Some time ago, my Zoroark recieved an almost fatal blow against a wild Pokemon, and hes still recovering. The nurses warn me that he wont be able to recover fully and he wont be able to battle again. Im a bit worried because the rest of my team have been looking forward to having him back, and I’m in a panic about how to break the news that my poor Zoroarck wont be able to join in our battles, even if he still will be around. How do i break the news? His team mates are a Krokorok and a Lucario.

The important thing is to make sure your zoroark understands that his worth both as a living being and as your partner are not determined by the battlefield. If you can reassure him that the way you see him hasn’t changed, despite the fact that he can no longer perform what had been one of his main duties on your team, life during and after recovery will be a lot easier for him. My advice would be to find something he can do that will keep him close to you as often as possible. Don’t keep him from watching battles if he wants to do that; rather, simply keep him from joining. Preventing him from watching will make him feel excluded from your life, especially if you battle frequently. Perhaps even allow him to mentor your krokorok and lucario if his condition allows him to use his abilities outside of the high-energy environment of the battlefield.

As for breaking the news to both him and the rest of your team, break it to your team first. Tell them that their teammate will need all their support but that just because he can’t battle doesn’t mean he should be treated as if he can’t do anything. Make sure they understand that he needs them to include him in as many of their activities as he can physically handle, and let them know that most likely, your zoroark won’t appreciate being treated gently. Do this in a confident but gentle tone, and speak clearly. Although the news may be devastating to them at worst (or perhaps disappointing at best), getting them to understand your zoroark’s condition as quickly as possible will help you to break the news to your zoroark.

Once you’re ready for Zoroark, inform him gently. Have his team in the room with you for support, and let him know that you and the others will work hard to help him through recovery.

Best of luck, anonymous.

Hi! My name is Apollo. I’m a ralts and my mommy really likes your blog. She left your page open on her computer when she went to go to the bathroom. How do I show mommy how much I love her? It’s her birthday soon and I wanna do something special. Thank you!

I do hope I’ve made it in time for your trainer’s birthday, Apollo!

That having been said, while your trainer likely already knows you love her, it’s always safe to give her something from the heart. Figure out what makes her happy and do something related to that. Even making something with your own hands or doing something at home that makes her life easier somehow will be enough.

Good luck, little ralts, and happy birthday to your trainer!

Why do some Pokémon not like pokeballs? And why can some Pokémon get out of their pokeballs without the trainer releasing them?

Poké balls can be rather disorienting for some pokémon. They’re aware of the outside world, but they perceive it in the same way you might perceive a dream. You may not be aware of your body exactly, and you might feel as if you can’t interact with what you see—not really, anyway. For some pokémon, this can induce anxiety and trigger their flight response. As a note, many other pokémon—more than the few who dislike poké balls—feel more safe and comfortable inside their balls than outside; it’s more a personal preference to stay inside.

(Also as a note, no, I do not know this from personal experience, contrary to popular belief.)

That having been said, a pokémon needs to want to stay inside. If their need to escape is so powerful that it overwhelms their poké ball’s closing mechanism, then the ball will fail and subsequently release them. However, if a pokémon merely wants to escape but not with everything they’ve got (or perhaps their want to stay inside outweighs their need to escape), then their balls will remain closed.

What are the best Pokémon to use as an animal groomer? Or hair stylist?

Jynx is perhaps the best, largely because hair is extremely important to the jynx culture. They understand more than any other pokémon the intricacies of using hair as a form of expression, and thus, they’re far more open to listening to clients and working with them to style their hair (or fur, in the case of animals and some pokémon) in just the right way that best suits who those clients are. Moreover, even in the wild, jynx are adept at caring for hair, and as such, they’re very keen on learning and using the proper techniques for managing a client’s hair.

By extension (no pun intended), smoochum are the second best, as they’re often apprentices of more experienced jynx.

Besides jynx, shockingly, mr. mime (note: not mime jr., which is often more interested in play than work), audino, chansey/blissey (despite a lack of hands), and aromatisse are the next best, due to their eagerness to serve people in more domestic tasks—or, in aromatisse’s case, an interest in trends.

As a note, contrary to popular belief, pokémon such as scyther, scizor, and others known for sharp claws are not good choices and should never be used for such purposes. In some cases (such as sneasel), it’s because they’re fickle and may cut clients’ hair in wild, erratic patterns for fun. In other cases (such as sandslash), their type or body plan prevents them from being effective for anything besides cutting. And in others (such as scyther), it’s a combination of the two.

Bill, I have a serious problem: my recently evolved sylveon is extremely aggressive towards dragon-type pokemon. Recently my sylveon ran off and nearly Moonblasted some poor kid’s Goomy to death. Needless to say, this attracted police attention and my sylveon was ordered to stay in her pokeball in public. She was docile towards dragons as an eevee and is always friendly towards people and pokemon of other types. How can my sylveon be comfortable around dragons? Please help!!!

It’s unfortunate, but very occasionally, an eeveelution responds to its evolution with … unusual amounts of zeal, to put it lightly. This is often caused by the very nature of an eevee’s evolution. Because the eevee family possesses the highest number of branches of any pokémon family, the decision to evolve (as well as what to evolve into) requires more thought and passion on the part of the eevee than any other pokémon. Consequently, sometimes, an eeveelution tries a bit too hard to conform to its new identity by adopting traits it thinks are typical of their type. In a sylveon’s case, this can be particularly unfortunate or even dangerous, as the fairy type is often associated with mischief, magical superiority, and in some cases even bloodlust.

Thus, the first step to getting your sylveon to behave in the presence of dragons is to reassure her that she doesn’t have to be a typical fairy-type to be comfortable with herself. She is still very much a valid fairy-type, even if she befriends or otherwise treats dragon-types like any other type of pokémon. While that may sound like it’s easier said than done, it’s actually a simple matter of training more with her (although perhaps not on dragon-types). The more she battles and trains, the more she becomes accustomed to her body and your guidance.

The second step, of course, is to train her to treat dragons with respect. While it may be most effective to do this by acclimating your sylveon to an actual dragon-type, because dragon-types are rare and difficult to come by, consider training with a dragon-type doll, such as a dratini plush. Before exposing your sylveon to the plush, however, it’s important that you teach her to heel first. (A full explanation on how to teach a pokémon to heel is here: http://bills-pokedex.tumblr.com/post/163998759883/help-my-cubchoo-has-an-insatiable-appetite-for . Admittedly, this post covers how to do so with a cubchoo specifically, but the process can be adapted to sylveon or any other pokémon as well.) Once she understands how to heel, use the plush to simulate a dragon-type pokémon and place it in the same room as sylveon. Have sylveon heel, and if she obeys, reward her. If she attacks, try to remove the plush before she can complete her technique. Do this for at least ten minutes a day at first, then gradually work your way up until your sylveon can stay in the same room as that plush for an hour without even trying to attack it. If she succeeds, move on to real dragons (for example, the other trainer’s goomy) to further reinforce what she’s learned.