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Bill, have you considered actually, you know, apologizing to Steven for spreading rumors about him? It can’t possibly make things worse than they already are at this point

What do you think the rare stones are for?

Also, since when do you apologize for anything? —LH

Since the person in question could kill my career. Or me. —Bill

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 12, 2018 1 Minute

One time I noticed my laptop was running low on storage so I said “Oh dang I’m almost out of megabytes” and my Cleffa responded by biting my laptop. The edge of my screen was covered in Cleffa saliva, but he was still a very good boy.

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2018

My Nidorino doesn’t know how to type, but the rhythmic clicking always lulls him to sleep! And if I am ever on my phone for too long without giving him chin rubs, he will oh so gently use his beak to take it from my hands. Always placed gently on the floor too. He’s a kind soul!

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2018

My gallade once watched me blend up some berries for a smoothie, the next morning i was woken up by the sound of frozen nanab berries clacking around in a blender. Needless to say he isnt allowed to use it without supervision now, but it was quite a thing to wake up to lol!

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2018

I tried getting my Tsareena to use a tablet. It ended seeing a documentary of bird pokemon which happen to show a Bounsweet getting swooped up. She ended up breaking the tablet screen and glared at me the entire time.

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2018

My Herdier barks whenever he hears a doorbell sound effect, even on tv. What’s odd is that we’ve lived in an apartment without a doorbell ever since he hatched, but it still cracks my folks up.

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 10, 2018

Hi my Gardevoir uses my iPad quite often and somehow ended up on a Pokephiliac’s forum. I didn’t even know those really existed outside of rumors and jokes, but she’s mortified, because they were especially interested in Gardevoir. ._.

Safety tip for those of you with technologically-minded pokémon: always enable safe search and parental controls. Always.

Doubly so if your pokémon is a gardevoir.

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 10, 2018 1 Minute

I taugGEXht my sceGEXptile how to GEXtype his naGEX name on the compGEXuter and now he wonGEX’t stop.

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 10, 2018

Digkglpjgpjgphohdhgdgstssssssssssss – classic meowth walking across keyboard

Ha! My eevee do the exact same thing, anonymous.

(It’s quite delightful when they manage to erase a good portion of a thesis by doing that, however…)

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 10, 2018 1 Minute

Pokémon Vs technology is the cutest effing thing ever keep posting these!!!

I quite agree! It’s why I’m working on something to better compile all of these stories as we speak. You may see it sometime this weekend, in fact!

Minty Uncategorized Leave a comment July 10, 2018 1 Minute

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