Tag: asks
Trainer with the Furfrou, Dusk Lycanroc, And Nidorino here! While they can’t type, my Furfrou, Ghast, discovered your blog via looking over my shoulder. A week later, I had two very good boys (Ghast and my Lycanroc, Cliff) reading over my shoulder, and another certified good boy (Arrow, my Nidorino) reading from my lap.
The Porygon Collective will accept any query of yours, Bill. We would also like to apologize; our calculations for the probability of you being a furry were tampered with by approximately 1,592 Porygon-Z. They have been purged from the network, and we are re-running the calculations as we send this message.
I’m not sure I should take this as a comfort, but thank you?
Hey Bill! I’m a lucario that goes by the name of Raine. I’m very well versed in com[uters, and I use them everyday. I have a few problems using keyboards as while I have extra fingers on my hands, they are very short and i’ve made at least a dozen tupos while typing this memo and i’ve probably missed some. – Raine
Hmm. Well, this certainly is something I’ll take into consideration while developing that keyboard. Thank you, Raine!
(I’m a little tempted to create a survey now. I simply have far too many questions to ask all of the pokémon reading out there…!)
Do you believe that certain species of Pokemon in the distant past may have given Live birth and simply evolved to be oviparous?
Actually, current fossil evidence suggests that pokémon had always been oviparous. Even mammalian ones seemed to have evolved from monotreme-like pokémon, rather than from ones that gave live birth.
Of course, this also begs the questions of how Mew gives birth and whether or not Mew is indeed the ancestor of all modern pokémon as is thought by some questionably scientific circles. Personally, I believe that if and only if the story concerning Mew is true, then it’s entirely possible that there was at least one pokémon that gave live birth, but by and large, all pokémon we know about, past and present, laid eggs.
My ditto loves to watch documentaries, to mimic stuff good! Since you were wondering. -Signed, Keyboard Ditto’s trainer
Now that is very adorable. If you’d like a recommendation for documentaries you can show your ditto, I highly recommend any of Professor Birch’s, which are available for free on his personal channel. Professor Oak also does regular Pokémon Talks, although these are always filmed in his lab, whereas Birch films pokémon in the wild. (Both are very informative for a trainer, however!)
It’s not the same as a big ol’ keyboard, but Pikachu has his own phone! It’s small enough to be easy to type on, so it suits him just fine.
Now that is fascinating. I can only wonder what else a pikachu would do with a phone. Who would one list in their contacts, for example? What kinds of phone conversations would a pokémon have? Or apps, for that matter?
Would a pokémon play Pokémon Go?
We are the Porygon Collective. We have calculated a 99.8393773% probability that you are, in fact, a furry (process time 0.534sec).
More pokémon! Splendid!
Hello, Porygon Collective! It’s wonderful to m—
What.
Jabshsbdvduvsavcxwxewyjdvscwhsjsvszuixchffffffffffffffffftdkdnebduxvevdodjwvdjdlllllll -Signed, Ditto on a keyboard
Hello, Ditto! It’s wonderful to meet you!
I have so many questions to ask you! What sort of websites do you frequent, for example?
Bill, you can’t just ask a user that! —LH
Why not? It’s for science! —Bill
Actually i’ve met a few bipedal pokemon that use computers regularly. They never have microphones.
Fascinating! I wonder if they have any difficulty in typing. Granted, I didn’t have much trouble (other than reaching my keyboard in the first place and adjusting for the fact that I had shorter and fewer fingers), but one must admit that the keyboard is awkwardly designed for human use only.
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Huh. That gives me an idea…!
I’d stop him, but this sounds like an innocent project that will keep him busy for a while. Unless he decides to test it on himself … again. —LH
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