Well, seeing as I’m not allowed to tell you the story of what happened in Lavender Town, allow me to tell you another. Once, when we were scouting for an administrator for the storage system in Sunyshore City, Bill got drunk with two of the candidates. He proceeded to punch out one of them over an argument concerning the proper pronunciation of the term “tamato berry,” and the second candidate helped. We hired the second one. Her name is Bebe. As for the first, that candidate went on to become the city gym leader, and suffice to say, Bill isn’t exactly welcome back in Sunyshore anymore (even though two of the Elite Four members, including a friend of the candidate’s, thought the whole thing was hilarious). —LH

For the record, this is not how we met Bebe. —Bill