Darumaka
The Zen Charm Pokémon
Type: Fire
Official Registration #: 554
Entry: This Daruma doll-like pokémon maintains a minimum body temperature of 1100 degrees Fahrenheit. For this reason, even darumaka’s droppings are hot, which is why people in ancient times used to put fresh darumaka droppings in their clothing to keep themselves warm in winter months. Surprisingly (or, perhaps, unsurprisingly, depending on your viewpoint), people stopped doing this not because they were putting pokémon fecal matter into their clothes but instead because these droppings would be so hot they would inflict burns, if not set the user’s clothing on fire.

Darmanitan
The Blazing Pokémon
Type: Fire
Official Registration #: 555
Entry: The evolved form of darumaka, by battle experience. This orangutan-like pokémon is known for its ability to revert to a stone-like state when injured, but strangely enough, this trait is only present in a small percentage of darmanitan. The majority of the species will merely take damage until they faint in a single form, which, naturally, comes as quite a shock to many darmanitan trainers. And this, dear reader, is why it’s important to do proper research before you make any major decisions. Such as training darmanitan. Or posting on the internet.