If you had to, or could, rename any Pokémon, what would it/they be?

Either dragalge or dhelmise. The both of them would get far, far simpler names like “inchor” or some sort of ghost and anchor pun for the latter and, I’m not sure, perhaps “algon” or some other portmanteau of “dragon” and “kelp” or “algae” for the former. Regardless, they both have ridiculously difficult names to spell, and I’m not simply saying this because spelling is not my strong suit. I’m saying this especially because spelling is not my strong suit, and thank the gods I have someone who’s willing to read my papers before they’re published, else I wouldn’t have much of a career.

Dhelmise

Dhelmise
The Sea Creeper Pokémon
Type: Ghost/Grass
Official Registration #: 781
Entry: Contrary to popular belief, this pokémon is not anchor-like but rather seaweed-like. It is essentially a seaweed spirit that wraps around a large, heavy object (usually an anchor), which it uses as part of its battling technique. Once it latches onto its chosen anchor, it can swing this object with such force it can take out even a wailord in one hit. Because of this and its tendency to lash out viciously at anything that so much floats within its field of vision, dhelmise is considered to be one of the most destructive forces in the ocean. On a separate note, due to the shape of both its real body and the object it uses, it is a popular tattoo design among Unovans, particularly when paired with the words “I will not sink.” Because Unovans apparently have perfect understanding of how anchors and aggressively violent seaweed ghosts work.