Bill, my Granbull is beginning to be uncomfortable with his huge jaw. Would it be safe to get surgery to reduce its size?

While every granbull’s jaws are cumbersome to them, if your granbull’s are getting in the way of his ability to function (walk, eat, and so forth), then yes, by all means, discuss surgery with a certified Nurse Joy. The procedure itself is safe, of course, but it can be a bit tricky to recover from. Your granbull may be in pain for a week or two after surgery, and he may find it difficult to maintain his balance after having walked for some time with a larger jaw. However, so long as you care for him according to Nurse Joy’s post-op instructions, then there really isn’t anything you would have to worry about.

Best of luck to you and your granbull, anonymous!

There’s a poke park next to my home that my Riolu just loves going to, but there’s a woman who will not get off her phone to pay attention to her granbull and it keeps picking on my riolu! What do I do?

bills-pokedex:

Teach your riolu Force Palm. Granbull’s main weak point is the underside of its jaw. Strike upwards from there, and you’ll throw off its balance entirely.

Good luck!

You do realize that violence is not a good answer, right?—LH

Ah, so you agree that violence is an answer when it comes to neglectful trainers! Excellent! —Bill

I … you’re not going to edit this, are you? —LH
Sigh. —LH

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

socialjusticeperidot:

granbulls have decent defenses and resist fighting type attacks anyway

But of course! That way, when granbull falls over and struggles frantically to get back up due to the weight of its own lower jaw, you can pretend as if you had nothing to do with such an unfortunate happenstance because, clearly, the granbull isn’t hurt, and you have absolutely no idea how it could have fallen over!

Now I’m starting to wonder if you’ve actually done this before… —LH

There’s a poke park next to my home that my Riolu just loves going to, but there’s a woman who will not get off her phone to pay attention to her granbull and it keeps picking on my riolu! What do I do?

Teach your riolu Force Palm. Granbull’s main weak point is the underside of its jaw. Strike upwards from there, and you’ll throw off its balance entirely.

Good luck!

You do realize that violence is not a good answer, right?—LH

Ah, so you agree that violence is an answer when it comes to neglectful trainers! Excellent! —Bill

I … you’re not going to edit this, are you? —LH
Sigh. —LH

Snubbull and Granbull

Snubbull
The Fairy Pokémon
Type: Fairy
Official Registration #: 209
Entry: A small but rare bulldog-like pokémon native to the region of Johto. The fierce appearance of its face tends to scare smaller pokémon, yet despite its looks, it is actually popular and considered to be “cute” among young, human women. Whether snubbull is considered adorable thanks to its actually playful nature or some aesthetic reason linked to its pink hue or frilly, doll-like appearance, the author cannot say, as querying female companions for the sake of science has been historically a bad idea as far as he’s concerned.

Granbull
The Fairy Pokémon
Type: Fairy
Official Registration #: 209
Entry: The evolved form of snubbull, by battle experience. Despite its ferocious appearance, granbull are actually timid pokémon that prefer to flee from humans or stick closely to their owners than lash out in battle. However, this timidity should not be mistaken for submissiveness, and it would be wise to keep in mind that placing one’s hand anywhere near the mouth of a granbull, even one that has been well-trained for use in contests by one’s highly competent little sister, is generally considered a bad idea.