Hoopa
The Mischief Pokémon
Type: Psychic/Ghost
Official Registration #: 720
Entry: This legendary, djinn-like pokémon is known for being unfathomably powerful in its true form, but even in its “bound” state, it possesses incredible abilities. Namely, using its mystical gold ring, it has the ability to connect its present location with a mysterious, secret location. Using this power, it frequently gathers the things it likes to store it in said location, thus building up a collection of incredible treasures. Given all of this information—including its affinity for collecting things, its ability to transport objects across space and time, and its incredible amounts of power in its unbound state—this pokémon may be considered basically the author if the author had a “pokésona,” as the internet calls them.

You wish, Bill. —LH